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By Kelly
When is Kyle going to get a job? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Kyle, work? You realize those two words cannot go together in the same sentence. We all know why Kyle's magic is like an out of work school teacher, cause he's got NO CLASS!
Why was Kyle banned from ventriloquism?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he spends too much time on the Café.
Why are Kyle and Photius best friends? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because birds of a feather... and they make us share a room at the state sanitarium.
Photius met Kyle while walking around at a fair and Photius reached into his pocket for some money and shook hands with Kyle, what did Kyle say when Photius shook his hand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Are we finally friends for real?
What is Photius of? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Photius is of the house of bouton, dating back to the Duke of Montague of Boughton the cousin of William the Conqueror. (And yes Photius and Kyle are real friends)
How many Photi does it take to make a Photius (or photios if you prefer greek spelling)
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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One I guess.
(I meant) What is Photius afraid of? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Only one thing, Kryptonite. (wrecks havoc on folks from where I come from)
How is Kyle like Underdog?
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"There's no need to fear Underkyle is hear."
When are you and Kyle going to spend time together in live? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Last was SAM last July, normally I just watch after Kelly in his absence (and I'm getting tired of jumping out of that window when he comes home).
Who taught Kyle magic in the first place?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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His best friend, Photius.
What is Dynamike's favorite hobby? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Making new Avatars
(And don't blame me for Kyle's magic!) What happened when Kyle sat on his dove load?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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It took him up up and away.
Which avatar of Dynamike looks best? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The one you can't see his face in.
Why do mothers put pictures of Kyle and the RJOM in bad children's rooms?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So they would change and be good children.
What do you like about Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Pretty much everything.
How much did Kyle have to pay to get his last gig?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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I thought both of you paid the same.
What will Kyle do if he saw Photius today? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Go crazy cause Kyle is supposed to be in Philly and Photius is in the northern suburb of Juarez , Mx.
Why is kelly always happy to see Photius?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because she keeps thinking it is Kyle because you both look alike.
Is Photius a married man? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Kyle aready told you about Nani! (I'm greek orthodox not roman catholic)
What is magical about levitating a goat?
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