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Dynamike
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Using the milk pitcher?

Why did you and Kyle throw me off base about Mark Wilsons wife?
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You got it backwards, Mark Wilson is Nani Darnell's husband, she did the magic, he just ran interference.

Is Arla Blackstone Gay?
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As long as she uses no straight jackets.

Are you tired enough to go to bed yet?
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No, and Arla Gay Blackstone is Gay Blackstone, lol. (good staight jacket line though) I'm recovering from mitral valve surgery and sleeping due to drugs and other things comes in spurts. They leave me locked in the house for 6 weeks with nothing to do but the forums.

What is the most magical thing Kyle ever gave Kelly?
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Photius' BJOP.

When is Photius and Kyle going to make up?
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They have to fall out first.

What is magical about getting up at 6 am to go to cardiac rehab?
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The fact that you believe your cardiac technician will be awake at the hour anyway. (Believe me, I should know Smile )

What is so magical about a Houdini's Tuxedo?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,

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<ducking question> Houdini did his best magic when he wasn't wearing his tuxedo.

What is so magical about a Kyle's Red Jacket of Mystery?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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The magic marker that he keeps in his inside breast pocket.

What does Kyle's RJOM have that Houdini's tux did not?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Years of therapy.

Where does the RJOM find solace?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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In Photius' closet.

Will this thread ever end?
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Probably not.

How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Is that an African or a European woodchuck?

Why did the owl 'owl?
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Because he did not forget his lines.

What does Photius like doing the most?
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Picking on me and my RJOM.

If Photius did not have me to pick on, how would he spend his time?
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Picking on Dynamike of course.

When is Photius and Kyle going to meet again?
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At confession...

Why?
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Because Kyle has this deep guilt about his lack of ability to cook anything requiring heating up anything.

What is going on in Lyndel's head in his avatar when it was taken?
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He was looking at pictures of Kelly.

Why does Kyle have five fingers but only 4 balls?
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Not sure but it's bound to be something about Kyle's jacket being red. Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket. He probably had to confess its redness or its jacketness or its rednessjacket. One of the three. Pick the funniest. Probably the third one cos it has the words red and jacket in it which reminds me of Kyle's funny red jacket (the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket).

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