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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Using the milk pitcher?
Why did you and Kyle throw me off base about Mark Wilsons wife? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You got it backwards, Mark Wilson is Nani Darnell's husband, she did the magic, he just ran interference.
Is Arla Blackstone Gay?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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As long as she uses no straight jackets.
Are you tired enough to go to bed yet? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No, and Arla Gay Blackstone is Gay Blackstone, lol. (good staight jacket line though) I'm recovering from mitral valve surgery and sleeping due to drugs and other things comes in spurts. They leave me locked in the house for 6 weeks with nothing to do but the forums.
What is the most magical thing Kyle ever gave Kelly?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Photius' BJOP.
When is Photius and Kyle going to make up? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They have to fall out first.
What is magical about getting up at 6 am to go to cardiac rehab?
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Chappo Special user Bris Vegas 754 Posts
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The fact that you believe your cardiac technician will be awake at the hour anyway. (Believe me, I should know
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What is so magical about a Houdini's Tuxedo?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,
The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again - 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940) |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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<ducking question> Houdini did his best magic when he wasn't wearing his tuxedo.
What is so magical about a Kyle's Red Jacket of Mystery? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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The magic marker that he keeps in his inside breast pocket.
What does Kyle's RJOM have that Houdini's tux did not?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Years of therapy.
Where does the RJOM find solace? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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In Photius' closet.
Will this thread ever end? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Probably not.
How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Is that an African or a European woodchuck?
Why did the owl 'owl? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he did not forget his lines.
What does Photius like doing the most? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Picking on me and my RJOM.
If Photius did not have me to pick on, how would he spend his time?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Picking on Dynamike of course.
When is Photius and Kyle going to meet again? |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts
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At confession...
Why?  |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because Kyle has this deep guilt about his lack of ability to cook anything requiring heating up anything.
What is going on in Lyndel's head in his avatar when it was taken?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He was looking at pictures of Kelly.
Why does Kyle have five fingers but only 4 balls?
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Not sure but it's bound to be something about Kyle's jacket being red. Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket. He probably had to confess its redness or its jacketness or its rednessjacket. One of the three. Pick the funniest. Probably the third one cos it has the words red and jacket in it which reminds me of Kyle's funny red jacket (the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket).
Who would win in a fight; An African fighting dog with a machine dog glued to his head or a cheesecake? |
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