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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Because of sleight of hand.
Who has the hair on their hear Kyle or Photius? |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
That one was supposed to answer Lyndel's Q.
I'll answer photius' one now: Not sure but it's bound to be something about Kyle's jacket being red. Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket. He probably has four balls and 5 fingers to distract you from its redness or its jacketness or its rednessjacket. One of the three. Pick the funniest. Probably the third one cos it has the words red and jacket in it which reminds me of Kyle's funny red jacket (the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket). Who would win in a fight; An African fighting dog with a machine dog glued to his head or a cheesecake? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Cheesecake in three rounds.
What do the Magic Castle and McDonalds have in common?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Oop. To slow again. I'll answer Dynamike's Q now:
Not sure but it's bound to be something about Kyle's jacket being red. Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket. He probably has hair to distract you from its redness or its jacketness or its rednessjacket. One of the three. Pick the funniest. Probably the third one cos it has the words red and jacket in it which reminds me of Kyle's funny red jacket (the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket). Who would win in a fight; An African fighting dog with a machine dog glued to his head or a cheesecake? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
I answered that all ready the cheesecake.
What do the Magic Castle and McDonalds have in common?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Aaargh, behind again.
Mcdonalds has Ronald McDonald who has red hair whearas the Magic Castle has magicians who wear red jackets. Like Kyle.Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket..... What's pink and yellow and smells of penguin vomit? |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Kyle's RJOM.
Why does Magicgeorge always be behind? |
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts ![]() |
Because he likes staring at his behind in the mirror? I would just ask him. lol
What is george shouting in his avatar?
Kyle Peron
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
My golly, I see a RJOM.
Why is Kyle smiling on his avatar? |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Because he loves his red jacket. Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket.
What's red and jackety and mysterious and worn by Kyle? |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Lipstick?
What kind of outfit is Magicgeorge trying to take off immediately in his avatar? |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
I'm not too sure. I can tell you one thing though: It's not a red jacket. Kyle has a red jacket. Did you know Kyle has a red jacket? Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket.
How many fish does it take to change a red jacket? (As in the one worn by Kyle,Kyle has a red jacket. Did you know Kyle has a red jacket? Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket.It's hilarious.) |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Dealing with Kyle's RJOM it will take one fish. But it will have to be an octopus.
What does Magicgeorge and Kyle have in common? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Both are totally off their rockers.
Why is magic like Jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts ![]() |
The more you shake it, the funnier it gets. lol
What would Kyle do if he actually had a life?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Treat Kelly like the jewel that she is and buy her all the shoes she wants.
What do you do with a dry duck bucket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts ![]() |
Fill it with ice and put in some Grey Goose. hehehe
Why has Kyle been banned from stepping foot in the Payless Shoew Store?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Cause they caught him doing a romper room no no with a pair of loafers.
How would a stop light camera help a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
It flashes out too much light on a RJOM.
Why does Photius have so much hair on his chin? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Because canons require ORthodox priests to have beards. And he plans on winning a Gabby Hayes look alike contest.
What's so Dyna about Mike?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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