Because of sleight of hand.

Who has the hair on their hear Kyle or Photius?

That one was supposed to answer Lyndel's Q.

I'll answer photius' one now:

Not sure but it's bound to be something about Kyle's jacket being red. Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket. He probably has four balls and 5 fingers to distract you from its redness or its jacketness or its rednessjacket. One of the three. Pick the funniest. Probably the third one cos it has the words red and jacket in it which reminds me of Kyle's funny red jacket (the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket).

Who would win in a fight; An African fighting dog with a machine dog glued to his head or a cheesecake?

Cheesecake in three rounds.

What do the Magic Castle and McDonalds have in common?

Oop. To slow again. I'll answer Dynamike's Q now:


Not sure but it's bound to be something about Kyle's jacket being red. Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket. He probably has hair to distract you from its redness or its jacketness or its rednessjacket. One of the three. Pick the funniest. Probably the third one cos it has the words red and jacket in it which reminds me of Kyle's funny red jacket (the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket).

Who would win in a fight; An African fighting dog with a machine dog glued to his head or a cheesecake?

I answered that all ready the cheesecake.

What do the Magic Castle and McDonalds have in common?

Aaargh, behind again.

Mcdonalds has Ronald McDonald who has red hair whearas the Magic Castle has magicians who wear red jackets. Like Kyle.Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket.....

What's pink and yellow and smells of penguin vomit?

Kyle's RJOM.

Why does Magicgeorge always be behind?

Because he likes staring at his behind in the mirror? I would just ask him. lol

What is george shouting in his avatar?

My golly, I see a RJOM.

Why is Kyle smiling on his avatar?

Because he loves his red jacket. Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket.

What's red and jackety and mysterious and worn by Kyle?

Lipstick?

What kind of outfit is Magicgeorge trying to take off immediately in his avatar?

I'm not too sure. I can tell you one thing though: It's not a red jacket. Kyle has a red jacket. Did you know Kyle has a red jacket? Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket.

How many fish does it take to change a red jacket? (As in the one worn by Kyle,Kyle has a red jacket. Did you know Kyle has a red jacket? Have any of you guys noticed that? Kyle has a jacket which is red. It's the red one in the photo of Kyle RJOM Peron wearing a red jacket.It's hilarious.)

Dealing with Kyle's RJOM it will take one fish. But it will have to be an octopus.

What does Magicgeorge and Kyle have in common?

Both are totally off their rockers.

Why is magic like Jello?

The more you shake it, the funnier it gets. lol

What would Kyle do if he actually had a life?

Treat Kelly like the jewel that she is and buy her all the shoes she wants.

What do you do with a dry duck bucket?

Fill it with ice and put in some Grey Goose. hehehe

Why has Kyle been banned from stepping foot in the Payless Shoew Store?

Cause they caught him doing a romper room no no with a pair of loafers.

How would a stop light camera help a magician?

It flashes out too much light on a RJOM.

Why does Photius have so much hair on his chin?

Because canons require ORthodox priests to have beards. And he plans on winning a Gabby Hayes look alike contest.


What's so Dyna about Mike?