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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1947 Posts 
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Your comedy is bad and you should feel bad.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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It is and I do.
What goes glug glug glug glug pop! |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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An alcoholic weasel.
What's the collective noun for children's entertainers? |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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Bozo?
What did Bozo say to the circus crowd? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Bozo the clown or a Bozo of children's entertainers? I'm going for a cunning retort that works for either:
"Hello!" Why do I feel bad? |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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Because this thread has lost it's funny.
Why are words that start with a 'k' naturally funny? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Because George Burns said so.
What do you get if you cross Harry Blackstone with a pineapple? |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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A Harry Pineapple.
Lobster Tails: Once upon a time, there were two lobsters....... |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8694 Posts
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They were shipped to Shawnee and London..
The book.. Tails of two Cities... Why did the man hang lobsters on his Chanukah Bush? Shalom..harris
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Because he was trying to pinch it.
Gouranga! Why are Hare Krisna's nicer than Buddhists? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Do you give up?
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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Because Gouranga rang?
Say it with me G-o-u-r-a-n-g-a |
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NJJ Inner circle 6439 Posts
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Let's go back to "Why are Hare Krisna's nicer than Buddhists"
Because Dogma is man's best friend! Let's try and make the questions easier in order to get funnier answers! Why did the giraffe go to the drive in? |
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Tim David Regular user MA 164 Posts
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He wanted to show off his new "spots car".
What did the magic 8-ball say to the Rubik's Cube? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8694 Posts
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Maybe yes or Maybe YES!
Pi R Squared....because...
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Pi r squared because it was the MCs day off.
What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl? |
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Tim David Regular user MA 164 Posts
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A constipated owl knows where his pellets are.
The other day, I looked under my thumbnail and... |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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...found a host of golden daffodils.
What's green and yellow and red all over? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Brown
What do you call a fish with no legs? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Owt you like, he won't be able to chase you, unless your in the water that is...
Why did the leg feel numb? |
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