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Good morning!

What time did you wake up?
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Larry Bean
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I'm digging enough holes for
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6:15 AM.

What is the opposite of a magician?
Dynamike
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A mentalist.

What are your plans for today?
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To plan for tomorrow.

What did you do yesterday?
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Posted to the forums.

How many rings do you link?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Only 8


Why is Photius late today?
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He got gum in his beard

Why will Photius be early tomorrow?
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He won't he has cardiac rehab again tomorrow early.

Why did the magician refuse to do the water torture escape?
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Because he could not fit in with Photius.


Why is Kyle and Photius best friends?
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Because Kyle is a excellent magician, with a lot of experience, background, talent, and a tremendous sense of humor. My kind of people.

What is In about the Duck Inn?
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It has no chicks.

Why did you wait for me to come back on this thread?
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We were getting bored of picking on everyone else.

Why DID you come back?
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Cause he has no place else to go.

Do you really have to duck when you use a duck pan?
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Only the times I put ravens in them.

Would you guys wait for me again if I took two days next time?
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I'm sure we will still be here, Mike.

What did Blackstone call the afgan bands?
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So the rap bands would not have any time to perform.


When do you think this thread will be locked?
Larry Bean
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Hopefully never.

What do you call a magician that has some money?
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A magician who carrys his trick coins around.
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Well Dynamike forgot another joke, so I'll answer bean's again.

One who is not a full time professional.

What is supposed to come out of the Alakazam hat?
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Cool Dynamike

Is Kyle visiting Photius tonight?
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