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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts 
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Good morning!
What time did you wake up?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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6:15 AM.
What is the opposite of a magician? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A mentalist.
What are your plans for today? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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To plan for tomorrow.
What did you do yesterday?
Robert Haas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Posted to the forums.
How many rings do you link?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Only 8
Why is Photius late today? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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He got gum in his beard
Why will Photius be early tomorrow?
Robert Haas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He won't he has cardiac rehab again tomorrow early.
Why did the magician refuse to do the water torture escape?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he could not fit in with Photius.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Kyle is a excellent magician, with a lot of experience, background, talent, and a tremendous sense of humor. My kind of people.
What is In about the Duck Inn?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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It has no chicks.
Why did you wait for me to come back on this thread? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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We were getting bored of picking on everyone else.
Why DID you come back?
Robert Haas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause he has no place else to go.
Do you really have to duck when you use a duck pan?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Only the times I put ravens in them.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I'm sure we will still be here, Mike.
What did Blackstone call the afgan bands?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So the rap bands would not have any time to perform.
When do you think this thread will be locked? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Hopefully never.
What do you call a magician that has some money? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A magician who carrys his trick coins around.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Well Dynamike forgot another joke, so I'll answer bean's again.
One who is not a full time professional. What is supposed to come out of the Alakazam hat?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Cool Dynamike
Is Kyle visiting Photius tonight? |
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