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Larry Bean
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America is smarter than that.

What kind of tricks do politicians do?
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Ones that get them arrested for solicitation.

What is the real seceret to Mac King's Cloak of Invisibility?
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It shares genes with the RJOM.

If a magician were to be elected president of the U.S., what would he/she do for an opener?
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Father Photius
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Make Congress Vanish.

How did the magician make the Washington Monument disappear.
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He introduced it as a weapon of mass destruction....

What trick would be appropriate at the Library of Congress?
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Father Photius
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Mother of All Book Tests.


Why can't magicians make the national debt disappear?
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There's not a thumb tip in the world that could hold all of those bills.

What trick did the following presidents attempt (albeit unsuccessfully): Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy?
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Father Photius
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Resurrection.

How many congressmen does it take to make a billion dollars disappear?
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Only one but it is such a GOOD stapler. lol

Why do office furniture and products cost so much to the government?
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One word: Halliburton.

What magical thing happens to people who criticize Halliburton?
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They disappear in a puff of smoke never to be heard of again. Much like Rob's act.=)

Why is Rob's act so bad?
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It was scripted by GW Bush, based upon a book that he once ....er....read.

What's is Dick Cheney's special talent?
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Not appearing on The Magic Café.

Anyone know why Photius has not posted lately?
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He was praying for us all.

How many more times will Dynamike change his avatar?
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I am thinking at least 20 times within the next hour.

How soon till one of us gets a headache from Mike changing his avatar so frequently?
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No one will get a headache from looking at Dynamike, the "model magician".

How will it look if Kyle replaced his head with Photius' head on his avatar. (I bet he can't do it by graphix design.)
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It would look like Photius is holding his balls. that's a great idea Smile

What does Kyle think of another man holding his balls?
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I'm sure he kill that person because his balls mean a lot to him.

Why did Kyle leave so early?
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Because Kyle has a real job which he has to go to in order to make money to pay for the RJOM. lol

If the RJOM had to get a new job, what would it do?
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Dirt Collection.

Besides gathering trash, how is Kyle similar to Wall-E?
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