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Because of all the emails he got back agreeing he is the coolest. Smile

When are they going to make Mike a staff for being the coolest member?
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Because he left his refrigerator door open and his behind backed into it.

What feat of magic must Mike do in order to really be a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Black Magic.

If it was not for Dynamike, where would we be right now?
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Probably all sitting in a bar in the Magic Castle pouring down liquid libation and doing magic.

Why does Dynamike have such good looking assistants?
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Because he is good looking himself!

What kind of assistants does Kyle have?
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While Kyle needs all the assistance he can get, the truth is that a three legged rabbit and a moldy piece of bread is all he really has to perform with.

How did Kyle's career vanish?
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On 2008-07-01 18:31, Magic Enhancer wrote:
Because he is good looking himself!

That does not surprise me, I hear it everyday.
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On 2008-07-01 18:43, Dynamike wrote:
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On 2008-07-01 18:31, Magic Enhancer wrote:
Because he is good looking himself!

That does not surprise me, I hear it everyday.


Yup, he says it to himself when looking in the mirror 10-20 times a day.
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On 2008-07-01 18:33, photius wrote:
While Kyle needs all the assistance he can get, the truth is that a three legged rabbit and a moldy piece of bread is all he really has to perform with.

How did Kyle's career vanish?

By making his RJOM disappear.

When is Photius going to vanish?
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Photius has been a figament of your imaginaton from the beginning.

If Uncle Harry had changed his name to Dynamike instead of Blackstone, who would have been the world's premier magician from 1934-1965?
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Me of course.

Why is Photius one of the most wanted?
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I can't explain it, women have just been that way about me all my life.
(and how was dynamike the world's greatest magician before he was born)


Why do women always throw themselves at Dynamikes feet?
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Because they hope he trips and his wallet spills out. Then they realize he is a magician and start laughing knowing fullwell magicians are POOR. lol

Why and how is Kelly going to hurt Photius for basically calling her a "three legged rabbit and a moldy piece of bread"?
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She will give Photius one of Kyle's poisoned pop tarts. She's doing it to go to prison so she will not have to be with Kyle anymore.

Who does Kyle have a crush on more Photius or Kelly?
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Alas on Kelly, he worships the ground upon which her shadow is cast, when it comes to Photius he only worships the quicksand upon which photius walks.

How is Kyle going to deal with the banning of the RJOM by both IBM and SAM?
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He'll explain that he didn't hear about the ban. [Latest issue of Magic has article on deaf magicians, by the way. I was looking for you, Kyle.]

How can we get this thread funny again?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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By putting humorous lines.

What are the rumorous being said about Photius and Kyle?
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That they have some Sicilian contacts with whom they have taken out a contract on Dynamike.

Why is magic such a cheap hobby?
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Because Photius brought the professional down.

Why do Kyle and Photius always hug each other for twenty minutes?
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They don't in fact never get that close. Mike must need glasses he keeps seeing things.

Where did the magician go fishing?
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