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Father Photius
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Because it is wrong to commit suicide.

Why would Kyle ever critisize Kelly's cooking knowning well that he will starve to death without it?
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Because he thinks humor sometimes is funnier then eating. Then again he is also dumb to lol

Why did Kyle Marry the charming lady Kelly?
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What man in his right mind if given half a chance wouldn't jump to marry her? Which is amazing cause Kyle is no where near in his right mind, miraculous that he had the presence of mind to marry her.

Why are so many magicians totally smitten with Nani Darnell?
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Because nani blinds us with passion and love and respect and she is just so HOT. lol

Why in the world did Kelly choose Kyle when she could have had anyone?
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In the words of Sarak, Spock's father, who when asked by Spock "How could you ever marry such an illogical and emotional person" (in reference to Spock's earth human mother), Kelly answers as did Sarak "At the time, it SEEMED, the logical thing to do."
No actually Kelly told me how it really happened, she stopped at this stop sign and Kyle jumped in the car, she started to tell him to get out and said "Will you..." to which Kyle quickly answered "Yes" and she was stuck with him ever since"
No actually Kelly and Kyle were driving through this town and Kyle said "All in favor of getting married raise your right hand" Kyle raised his right hand. Then he said " All opposed" and Kelly raised her hand. Then Kyle said, "the Aye's have it" and Kelly was stuck with him.
I've also heard that heavy drugs and post hypnotic suggestion were involved.

What is the funniest moment in Mac King's Las Vegas act?
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Lol lol hehehehe Nice Photius. the scary thing is that most of that is pretty accurate. hehehe

The funniest moment is him wearing the cloak or invisibility and dancing around stage with it on. hehehe

What will we all do knowing that Photius will not be at the combined convention? =(
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Have one heck of a party! But Photius will be at TAOM for those headed that way.

Why does Steven's magic refuse to carry the RJOM?
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Steven is smart enough not to touch a RJOM.

What will Kyle carry in the pockets of his RJOM at the convention?
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His room key and Kelly's cell phone number.

What India rip off of the RJOM is now on the market?
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It comes with Photius' signature.

What is the best thing Dynamike has that no one else has? (besides several avatars)
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A bigger magic wand Smile

What is Dynamike lacking that we all have?
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My mind is to pale to answer that one.

Did Dynamike really invent "Black Magic?"
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No, Black Magic invented Dynamike.

Why are Dynamike's avatars not Black Art?
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Because Black Art is not beautiful, but Dynamike is.

Do females love Dynamike more for his looks or his professional magic skills?
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Females love dynamike for the cash and nothing else.\


How old is the golden "age" of magic?
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However old the RJOM is.

How many doves does Dynamike own?
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Too many to count, after all everybody gives him the bird.

How many ladder suspensions does it take to climb to the top of magic?
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Kyle tried to figure that out, but he was sitting on the answer.

Where was Kyle's Chair Suspension banned?
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At Carnagie Hall, it was standing room only.

How many times did Houdini escape from the can?
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Everytime after he flushed.

What happened when Kyle attempted to escape from the milk can?
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