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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Photius said to him "let me out first."
Why do Photius and Kyle love doing the "Burried Alive" trick together? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Just something about my using that skiploader to dump all that dirt on Kyle that makes me happy.
How did the hillbilly magician perform the miser's dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Instead of coins, he produced teeth. At the end, his teeth were gone.
What recepticle did the hillbilly use for his miser's dream? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A spitoon.
What did the magician tell the audience when he dropped his dove?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"Pardon my bird droppings"
Why did Dynamike drop his dove? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it was slick in the shower.
Why was there no duck in the duck pan?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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The duck "ducked out" on the trick.
Why don't more magicians use the duck bucket? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause while it isn't too hard to find a bucket of Chicken, Col. Saunders never quite got around to the bucket of duck.
What did the magician say when his shorts came out instead of the baffling bra?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"This guarantees me winning the annual ring 'booby' award."
What do you call the baffling bra version with three cups? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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An udder disaster.
What was the first magic trick performed on the USS Enterprise (NCC 1701, no A, no B, no C, no D)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I don't remember. But the entertainer was quick to say after the zig zag illusion, "She's dead, Jim. I'm a doctor. Not a magician!"
What is Captain Kirk's favorite magic trick? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Getting people to think he can actually act. lol
Why Was Photius turned down for the lead role in Star Trek?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because when they told him it was about "boldly going where no man has gone before" he thought they were talking about something else.
Who was the greatest magician on the crew of the NCC 1701-D (next generation).
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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LaForge because he did it with his eyes closed.
What is the greatest illusion on DS-9? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Quark acting like a law abiding citizen.
Who was the greatest Vulcan magician?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Charles Goodyear for vulcanizing rubber by accidentally dropping some rubber mixed with sulfur on a hot stove.
Who was the best close up artist on Voyager? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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YOU FORGOT A GAG, TOM!
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Edited. Please look up.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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7 of 9, cause I could get REAL close to her.
In magic terms, what is the Janeway manuver?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Placing her arms on her magical hips. I always loved that. OOPS! I forgot! Kate Mulgrew's husband, Tim Hagan, is a customer of mine at the car dealership!
How can I get a hug from Captain Janeway without angering her hubby? |
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