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magicoftomh
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A second RJOM.

What does Kyle not know about the second RJOM in his mirror box.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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ERIC
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It plans to take Kelly and run away with her.

Is the second RJOM evil or trying to save her?
magicoftomh
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Don't tell Kyle. There is no second RJOM. He just saw the reflection in the mirror box.

Since there is no second RJOM, who is planning to take Kelly and run away with her?
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Photius of course.

Why is Dynamike listed as the #1 magician this week?
Father Photius
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Because everybody else is on vacation.

How is Dynamike's act like a McDonald's sandwich?
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Dynamike
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Because he is tasty to all the women.

Why do all the women run away from Photius?
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Because the beard makes him look like a very angry amish guy wanting to show them card ricks. lol

How many of you guys will Kyle have the pleasure of meeting at the combined convention?
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Only his shadow.

How many years have Dynamike been the magician of the year now, 4, 5?
Father Photius
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About as many as a McDonald's sandwich has been tasty to anybody.

What should be the booby prize in the combined conventions' stage competition?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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A ticket back to Michigan.

Which effect should be banned from the IBM/SAM convention?
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Father Photius
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Dynamike's "joint" illusion.

Why doesn't Kyle perform Statospheres?
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magicoftomh
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The audience can never see the red ball of mystery.

Why doesn't Kyle perform escapes?
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Because he's afraid that nobody will care if he doesn't get out.

Why is Kyle terrified of the Magic Shoe Box of Mystery?
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magicoftomh
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Kyle knows what his shoes smell like.

Which smells worse? Kyle's shoes? or the RJOM?
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Father Photius
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No question about it Kyle smells worth than both.

How did the last place finisher at the magic competition manage to walk away with the first place trophy?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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In his finale, Kyle opened the RJOM for all to see. The other competitors shrank in horror.

What did Kyle do with his medal?
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After feeling so guilty he gave it to Dynamike because he knew he paid the judges to pick him as the winner.

Why does Dynamike win all the illusionist contest?
Father Photius
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Because he pays the judges the most.

What do you call a combined convention between the IBM,SAM, AMA, and WMS?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike's winning coventions.

Do you think the Café would still be put together without Dynamike's cool lines?
Father Photius
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I think the Café would totally fail without the fun Dynamike provides us.

Why can't you see Dynamike well wearing his RJOM and RPOM, in front of his RZ-ZOM?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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