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Father Photius
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Because the members won't do it, so the memembers have to do it.

What is Mark Wilson's favorite trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Getting nani Darnell to say YES!

What is Oprah's favorite trick?
Kyle Peron

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Gayle King.

How did Mark ever get Nani to say yes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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By threatning to put the RJOM on her.

Why did Kyle and Photius wait for Dynamike?
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Dynamike had the keys to the car.

What is Corporal Newkirk's favorite trick?
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Watching Kyle be sawed in half wearing the RJOM, but the trick did not work right.

How many RJOM does Kyle have?
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Thankfully, only one, the world could not deal with more.

How many WJOM does Dynamike have?
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One, but it would be better if he had more.

How many grey beards of ticks does Photius have?
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3,761,483

Why did Rebo the Clown look into the alakazam hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To find the missing hare.

What would Dynamike's Magic Land be called?
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The unmagical land of dismal kazam.


What did the magician say when he reached into his hat and pulled Harvey out instead of his regular rabbit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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I've never seen YOU before!

How did the audience react to seeing/not seeing Harvey?
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They couldn't believe their eyes and all went out for martinis.

What did the magician do when he reached into his squared circle and found it empty?
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He threw in a RJOM.

If the RJOM was not red what color would it be?
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Probably the color of that jacket mike is wearing currently in his avatar! Where did I put my sunglasses?



What did the magician say when he pulled a Kangaroo out of his hat instead of a rabbit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat.

Rocky: Again?

Magician: Presto. Well, I know I shouldn't have reached downunder.


What did the magician pull from the kangaroo's pouch?
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Bullwinkle, what else?


Vat was Boris and Natasha's favorite trick?
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Zee vanishing bomb.

BOOM!

What was Boris and Natasha's next favorite trick?
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Making Moose and Squirrel disappear (though they have never been successful in doing it)

What is Rocket J. Squirrel's favorite trick?
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Flying better than David Copperfield.

What trick would David Copperfield like to steal from the magical team of Rocky and Bullwinkle?
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