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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2429 Posts 
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Houch hat huckin hurts...
Why did the munchkin cross the yellow brick road?
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Cause the outhouse was on the other side. Why do you think the road was yellow? geesh.
What do you get when you have 150 magicians in a room and only one deck of cards?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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1490 itchy fingers.
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder....... |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Bar owner says to the monkey: "Do you know you have a man growing out of your butt?"
What do you get when you cross a magician with a kangaroo?
Kyle Peron
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Hagerman Regular user 111 Posts
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Sued by animal rights activists.
One hundred twenty six karate school dropouts walked into a bar, the bartender said.... |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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We've got all the help we need.
When is an orange not an orange? Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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When it's green.
What sort of soup do they serve on a battleship? |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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Alphabet soup, with numbers garnish.
My cow wont give milk in the summer. So...
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1297 Posts
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Take the butter she has
Who moved my cheese?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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The same person who CUT it.
Where do all the missing socks go?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Well, it's like this. When your socks go missing you worry about them for a bit then buy new socks. After you buy new socks you don't miss your old socks anymore. If you don't have them but also you're not missing them then the only conclusion can be that there were no socks in the first place.
Two flys swimming in a glass of whiskey. One says to the other...... |
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Jerrine Special user Busking is work. 629 Posts
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This is much better than the soup!
What do you get when you cross a top change with a gaffed card? |
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Hagerman Regular user 111 Posts
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What ever it is, it's not original. I saw a guy do that years ago.
Why does he lick his thumb before performing a card trick? |
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Jerrine Special user Busking is work. 629 Posts
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Licking anything else would not be socially acceptable in mixed company.
How does a person with no rhythm find the off beat? |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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They're already on it.
If toilets flush clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere, which way do they flush on the equator? Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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Jerrine Special user Busking is work. 629 Posts
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Down if you're lucky.
Red sponge balls come from... |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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Rudolph
How did Rudolph light the Menorah?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Well out of the way of his sponge balls.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer walks into a bar... |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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The bartender says, "Ohhh, no, no, we don't want any of your reindeer games."
Four score and seven years ago.... Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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People still had problems with math.
The night before Christmas and all through the house....
Kyle Peron
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