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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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Let's see. Kyle the miser was dreaming about buying his first RJOM. He had a nickel in his pocket.
What did Kyle do with that nickel? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Buy a burnt pop tart.
Is Photius the tallest at the convention? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Nope, Photius is in El Paso, not at the convention.
How did the magician make the heckler disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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By changing his name to Father Photius.
Why is photius in love with the Brady Bunch? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
(Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent) What is dynamikes record for total number of illusions performed in one hour?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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-1 to the number of avatars Dynamike can place on The Magic Café in one hour.
Who shoots all the many pictures that Dynamike uses as avatars? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The RJOM.
How many real illusions does Dynamike actually own?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Hundreds...sorry, I misread that. I thought you asked how many real DELUSIONS Dynamike has.
Where did Dynamike get his name? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Off a box that a soap shaped like a mike on a rope for the shower came in.
What happened when the magician realized that his dekolta chair wasn't vanishing his assistant?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He came to terms that he was a La Z Boy.
Was the magician's act in recline or decline? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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There is no recession going on, there is no recession going on, there is no recession going, prices rising, salaries not buying as much and not keeping up, it is all an illusion, there is no recession going on...
What does Kyle wear to perform in when he isn't wearing the RJOM?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Unfortunately, Kyle was recently arrested for performing in his Red BVDs again.
What did the arresting officer say to Kyle when he slapped the cuffs on him? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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"Don't be telling me that you are doing your funky monkey impression again."
What did the magician do when his multiplying bottles wouldn't multiply?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Went back to the liquor store to buy more.
What is the record for multiplying bottles? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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36,422,871 set by W. C. Fields (he was afraid they were going to bring prohibition back)
How many bunnies can one magician multiply in 5 minutes?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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It depends on how many Heff lets him have...Tee Hee
What did Heff say when the "Bunny Police" showed up to check his VET clearance paperwork for all of his "performing bunnies" |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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C'mon in boys. Look all around.
Why did Hef's bunnies start vanishing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because Kyle showed up in the RJOM and they all ran away.
How do you get one of Hef's bunnies into a top hat?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Pull out a camera and the hat and say "Here is your costume"
Why was Heff smiling at that? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Becasue he knew the hat was a 7 3/4 while the girl was a 38.
How do you get one of Hef's bunnies out of a hat?
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