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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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Announce that the casting director for "Baywatch: The Movie" is in the mansion.
How did Kyle get cast in "Baywatch: The Movie"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He walked in with returning extras.
What did Kelly do to Kyle when she found him on the set of "Baywatch: The Movie"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Tear down his Pamela Anderson posters.
Would Pam Anderson make a nice assistant? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Ask Hans Klok.
What is the #1 quality a magician looks for in an assistant? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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If the person is female.
Which movie star would make the best assistant? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The Olsen Twins. You can slide them under your props. They're also interchangeable.
Who should try out for Celebracadabra: The Assistants Edition? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The has been celebrities from celebrity rehab, you have to be way down on the list to only qualify for assistant celecadabra.
Where does Kyle fall on the celebrity list?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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I will FALL on anyone as long as they are sexy, a woman and good looking. hehehe
Why does Kyle need to go back to school and learn to be funny?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Taint funny, McGee!
Why , when a clown at least tastes funny, Kyle tastes like burnt pop tarts wrapped in polyester?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I always though Kyle was supposed to be tasteless.
How many clowns can fit inside the RJOM? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Just Kyle.
How many magic clowns does it take to totally terrorize Dynamike?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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One clown. 60 avatars.
How did the mime terrorize Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He refused to say a word to him.
Whats ashy about ashra?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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That's a burning question.
What do you do when you run out of invisible ink? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Switch to writing with invisible lead.
Have you ever lost your invisible deck? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I didn't lose it. The Invisible Man stole it from me.
Why won't anyone answer to my Invisible Man Wanted Posters? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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They haven't seen him.
What kind of soft drink does Mac King drink when he is in the Cloak of Invisibility?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Clear crisp 7Up
What do you get when you cross Micky D's with BK |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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DynaMicky riding as the Black Knight having it his way.
Why is it Kyle never takes the RJOM to the blood bank? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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He did once and Rocco used the RJOM as a transparent jacket to teach sleeving. After that, Kyle said "Never Again"
The previouos answer was "BIG MAC KING" How did Kyle get the RJOM back from Rocco? |
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