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Father Photius
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I don't know but he was delighted to get it back.

Which entertainer drinks the Coke of Invisibility?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Big Mac King.

Which entertainer deserves the Choke of Invisibility?
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Criss somebody or other.

Why hasn't David Blaine done a street magic special lately?
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No street will have him.

How is the RJOM like the Choke of Invisibility?
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Either way, the RJOM might finally be rid of Kyle.

Who could be the RJOM's next victim?
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The Red Jacket of Misery knows no bounds, it could be anyone! It could be you!

What happened when the Red Jacket of Misery tried to perform Hip Hop Rabbits?
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They hopped on his hip and caused misery

"What did misery have to say about that?" someone asked James Caan
Father Photius
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"Misery loves company"

Why does the Red Jacket of Misery so compliment Kyle's act?
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"Misery loves company"

Can you tell me how Kelly fits in with all of this?
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She has fits when Kyle doesn't wash the clothes, clean the house, or buy her shoes.

Why did Kyle stop performing the magician's clothesline?
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Because Kelly needed it to do the wash. =)
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Or because Kyle was afraid of Kelly hanging him in the backyard. Probably for not asking a question.

Why can't Kyle use Sleeve Bouquets while wearing the RJOM?
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Because his pit odor ruins them.

How did Kyle make the elephant disappear into a box of pop tarts?
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He used the pop tarts box as an urn.

Why does the City of Brotherly Love block Kyle's calls to 911?
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Because 911 is for emergencies - not disasters.

Why is Dynamike's phone bill so high?
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All those 1-900 calls, poor guy is sooo lonely with just all those avatars to keep him company.

What telephone trick is Kyle famous for?
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Asking if the store has Prince Albert in a can.

What does Kyle do for an encore?
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Father Photius
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Runs as fast as he can from the audience!

What illusion did Kelly invent?
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Kyle's Escape throught the Invisible Fence Act.

What does Kelly do for an encore?
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Saws Kyle in two and leaves him that way.

Why does Kelly load Kyle in the zig zag lady upside down?
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