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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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I don't know but he was delighted to get it back.
Which entertainer drinks the Coke of Invisibility?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Big Mac King.
Which entertainer deserves the Choke of Invisibility? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Criss somebody or other.
Why hasn't David Blaine done a street magic special lately? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No street will have him.
How is the RJOM like the Choke of Invisibility?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Either way, the RJOM might finally be rid of Kyle.
Who could be the RJOM's next victim? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The Red Jacket of Misery knows no bounds, it could be anyone! It could be you!
What happened when the Red Jacket of Misery tried to perform Hip Hop Rabbits?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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They hopped on his hip and caused misery
"What did misery have to say about that?" someone asked James Caan |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"Misery loves company"
Why does the Red Jacket of Misery so compliment Kyle's act?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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"Misery loves company"
Can you tell me how Kelly fits in with all of this? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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She has fits when Kyle doesn't wash the clothes, clean the house, or buy her shoes.
Why did Kyle stop performing the magician's clothesline?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because Kelly needed it to do the wash. =)
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Or because Kyle was afraid of Kelly hanging him in the backyard. Probably for not asking a question.
Why can't Kyle use Sleeve Bouquets while wearing the RJOM? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because his pit odor ruins them.
How did Kyle make the elephant disappear into a box of pop tarts?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He used the pop tarts box as an urn.
Why does the City of Brotherly Love block Kyle's calls to 911? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because 911 is for emergencies - not disasters.
Why is Dynamike's phone bill so high? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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All those 1-900 calls, poor guy is sooo lonely with just all those avatars to keep him company.
What telephone trick is Kyle famous for?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Asking if the store has Prince Albert in a can.
What does Kyle do for an encore? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Runs as fast as he can from the audience!
What illusion did Kelly invent?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle's Escape throught the Invisible Fence Act.
What does Kelly do for an encore? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Saws Kyle in two and leaves him that way.
Why does Kelly load Kyle in the zig zag lady upside down?
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