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So that the blood will rush to his face making it red to match the RJOM.

Who invented the modified version known as the ZAG ZIG Lady?
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The MOJR.

When they are not using their Zig Zag Illusion onstage, what does Kelly store in the boxes?
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She's got to hide those pop tarts from Kyle someplace!

How does Kelly use credit cards to do the miser's dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Kelly drops new shoes into the bucket after using the VisaAMEXDiscoverMasterCard.
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Kelly drops new shoes into the bucket after using the VisaAMEXDiscoverMasterCard.

What else can be found in the bucket?

(Thanks Photius for pointing out my lack of question!!!)
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Kyle's dignity.

How is Kyle cooking pop tarts like a Criss Angel magic act?
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They both end up in ashes.

Why is Criss a favorite among the unlearned? (Or did I just answer that?)
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Same reason he is a favorite among the unwashed.


How does a magician make a light bulb float?
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10 ounces of coke, 2 scoops of ice cream and 2 scoops of light bulb.

How does a magician make time disappear?
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He throws his watch in a dumpster.

How does a magician make his assistant vanish?
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He gives her his credit card and tells her Payless is open 24/7 and having a sale.

How does a magician make an omlet?
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He carries it to the backseat of his car, whispers sweet nothings to it, blows in its ear, and smothers it with kisses.

How does a magician make an audience disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The MC tells them that kyle or Photius could not be there today so they got a replacement.. DYNAMIKE! hehehe

How does a magician pay his taxes?
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A magician pay taxes??!! You have to have income first in order to pay taxes!

How does a magician choose his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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By throwing them into boxes until one eventually fits? =)

What happens to all the previous assistants who do not fit?
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They work for Dynamike.

How did the magician get the 300 lb lady into his thin sawing?
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Sawed her into smaller pieces of course.

How did the magician earn enough money to buy lunch?
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He washed cars all morning. You don't really think he made it doing magic do you?

Why do magicians hate to work with assistants who are smarter than they are?
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Because it does not take much for anyone to be smarter then a magician... otherwise we would not be doing magic.

If you did not do magic, what would you be doing as a hobby?
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Hall monitoring for fun and profit.

What hobby is incompatible with magic?
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