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So that the blood will rush to his face making it red to match the RJOM.
Who invented the modified version known as the ZAG ZIG Lady? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The MOJR.
When they are not using their Zig Zag Illusion onstage, what does Kelly store in the boxes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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She's got to hide those pop tarts from Kyle someplace!
How does Kelly use credit cards to do the miser's dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kelly drops new shoes into the bucket after using the VisaAMEXDiscoverMasterCard.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kelly drops new shoes into the bucket after using the VisaAMEXDiscoverMasterCard.
What else can be found in the bucket? (Thanks Photius for pointing out my lack of question!!!) |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Kyle's dignity.
How is Kyle cooking pop tarts like a Criss Angel magic act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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They both end up in ashes.
Why is Criss a favorite among the unlearned? (Or did I just answer that?) |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Same reason he is a favorite among the unwashed.
How does a magician make a light bulb float?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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10 ounces of coke, 2 scoops of ice cream and 2 scoops of light bulb.
How does a magician make time disappear? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He throws his watch in a dumpster.
How does a magician make his assistant vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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He gives her his credit card and tells her Payless is open 24/7 and having a sale.
How does a magician make an omlet?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He carries it to the backseat of his car, whispers sweet nothings to it, blows in its ear, and smothers it with kisses.
How does a magician make an audience disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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The MC tells them that kyle or Photius could not be there today so they got a replacement.. DYNAMIKE! hehehe
How does a magician pay his taxes?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A magician pay taxes??!! You have to have income first in order to pay taxes!
How does a magician choose his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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By throwing them into boxes until one eventually fits? =)
What happens to all the previous assistants who do not fit?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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They work for Dynamike.
How did the magician get the 300 lb lady into his thin sawing?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Sawed her into smaller pieces of course.
How did the magician earn enough money to buy lunch?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He washed cars all morning. You don't really think he made it doing magic do you?
Why do magicians hate to work with assistants who are smarter than they are?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because it does not take much for anyone to be smarter then a magician... otherwise we would not be doing magic.
If you did not do magic, what would you be doing as a hobby?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Hall monitoring for fun and profit.
What hobby is incompatible with magic? |
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