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Because in his escape routine he felt that he was tied up enough.

Why did the magician wear bright yellow pants when doing his act?
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Something to do with vitamins and a bladder control problem.


How many doves are too many doves in a dove act?
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Ask Alfred Hitchcock.

Why is Kyle's act "for the birds"?
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Because Gag tag has become exclusively "magician" jokes.

Now that the Olympics are over, China will go back to ....
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Being an overpopulated nation that steals jobs from the USA because of economics...on the other hand...I haven't performed a rice bowl routine in nearly 30 years. Hmmmm.
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What's the question? I think I may have an answer.
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A few days late...

What is Fraidy Cat Rabbit afraid of?
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Of being bred with Rocky Racoon!

Do Hippity Hop rabbits actually Hip and Hop?
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Only if they are running from Sarah Palin's gun.

Why is Sarah Palin a GILF?
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I dunno. But is she a VP2B?

If Al Gore invented the Internet, what did Dick Cheney invent?
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Don't know, but he's one of the reasons the bullet proof vest was invented.

If Palin's "lack of experience" is no good "just a heartbeat away' from the presidency, What would that make Obama's lack of experience IN the presidential spot?
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Worse.

What magic trick is Obama famous for?
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Weebly-wobbly-timey-wimey. I consider that one a draw in the two tickets.

Which member of the Café would you elect?
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Any staff member - problems can be deleted as they occur Smile

The age requirement for president is 35 - what should it be?
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16 year olds know it all!

Are Blue States really depressed?
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Not near as depressed as I am from having to watch all the political commercials, commentaries, etc.

What illusion could you use to make the election entertaining?
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Incumbent's Revenge.

What rope trick seems appropriate for the national political conventions?
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Patriotic Ropes...but seriously...

What did the mentalist find at the national political conventions?
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That everyone's mind was a complete blank.

What did the magician hope to pull out of his hat for the election?
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A rabbit qualified to run for office...or is that "hop"?

Why did the magician's pickpocket effect go wrong at the political convention?
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