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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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See above.
Why does Dynamike need to get new avatars so frequently? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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To hide the bruses from his assistants beating him.
How can you tell when they have beaten him? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He changes his avatar again.
Why did Kelly beat Kyle over his last vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Cause he left her to pay the bill
Where did she find him after paying that bill? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Value City's Absolutely FINAL Robert Hall Closeout Sale.
What was Kyle trying to find there? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Another RJOM, why, we don't know, but that is what he was looking for.
Why can't Kyle perform the ladder suspension?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle's afraid of heights.
What else is Kyle afraid of? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Kelly.
How many rabbits does it take to fill a zig zag lady illusion?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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2.
What is Kelly afraid of? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Not enough shoes or money to buy them.
What else is Kyle afraid of? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The RJOM locking him out of the house, and keeping Kelly for itself.
How does Kyle plan to defeat the RJOM in this diabolical plan? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Let it keep Kelly, that way he doesn't have to pay for the shoes.
Why did Kyle hide in the sword basket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He figures the swords will destroy the RJOM once and for all, and he can walk away.
What did Kyle miss in his plan? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Less danger there than at the checkout line at the shoe store.
Why do women "need" more and more shoes? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Women have a common fear that they will break off the toe of their shoe whenever they kick Kyle in the posterior.
What is Kyle's plan once the ladies make their Premiere? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To see a proctologist.
Why did the magician try to produce the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because Action News is trying to get a return on their investment in Ultimate Dual Doppler!
Why did the weatherman stop doing parlor tricks? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because his "rain in the living room" illusion was getting a damp reaction.
Why did the news anchor give up magic as a hobby?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he had nothing us to give because of the storm in Texas.
What did Photius do when the hurricane arrived in the middle of his magic show? |
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Mark Roberts Special user Nottingham, UK 597 Posts
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Brought the house down!
What happened when the mind reader performed for the queen? |
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