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magicoftomh
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See above.

Why does Dynamike need to get new avatars so frequently?
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ERIC
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To hide the bruses from his assistants beating him.

How can you tell when they have beaten him?
Father Photius
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He changes his avatar again.

Why did Kelly beat Kyle over his last vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
ERIC
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Cause he left her to pay the bill

Where did she find him after paying that bill?
magicoftomh
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Value City's Absolutely FINAL Robert Hall Closeout Sale.

What was Kyle trying to find there?
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Father Photius
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Another RJOM, why, we don't know, but that is what he was looking for.

Why can't Kyle perform the ladder suspension?
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magicoftomh
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Kyle's afraid of heights.

What else is Kyle afraid of?
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Father Photius
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Kelly.

How many rabbits does it take to fill a zig zag lady illusion?
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magicoftomh
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2.

What is Kelly afraid of?
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Larry Bean
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Not enough shoes or money to buy them.

What else is Kyle afraid of?
magicoftomh
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The RJOM locking him out of the house, and keeping Kelly for itself.

How does Kyle plan to defeat the RJOM in this diabolical plan?
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Father Photius
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Let it keep Kelly, that way he doesn't have to pay for the shoes.

Why did Kyle hide in the sword basket?
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He figures the swords will destroy the RJOM once and for all, and he can walk away.

What did Kyle miss in his plan?
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Larry Bean
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Less danger there than at the checkout line at the shoe store.


Why do women "need" more and more shoes?
magicoftomh
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Women have a common fear that they will break off the toe of their shoe whenever they kick Kyle in the posterior.

What is Kyle's plan once the ladies make their Premiere?
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Father Photius
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To see a proctologist.

Why did the magician try to produce the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
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magicoftomh
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Because Action News is trying to get a return on their investment in Ultimate Dual Doppler!

Why did the weatherman stop doing parlor tricks?
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Father Photius
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Because his "rain in the living room" illusion was getting a damp reaction.


Why did the news anchor give up magic as a hobby?
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Dynamike
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Because he had nothing us to give because of the storm in Texas.

What did Photius do when the hurricane arrived in the middle of his magic show?
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Brought the house down!

What happened when the mind reader performed for the queen?
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