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They named the show "Her Majesty's Secret Service" and got sued.


Why did David Blaine spend a month in a box?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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Dynamike
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Cause Criss Angel spent three weeks in a bathroom.

How did Dynamike get named the magician of the decade?
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The Dynamike Association of Dynamike Magicians, Dynamike- President, so named him.

Which came first the cup or the ball?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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A football player told me the ball.

What is the biggest magic trick in the world?
nathanallen
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Copperfield's shoulder pads.


What is the 2nd biggest magic trick in the world?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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Criss Angel's wires.

If the Café never existed, what would you be doing this moment?
nathanallen
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Sitting at a sidewalk Café, having these same conversations in my own mind.


What's more embarassing than dropping a palmed card?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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Father Photius
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Having to bend over to pick it up.

How many cards can the magician back palm while eating buttered popcorn?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
nathanallen
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As many as he wants, if he just has his face in the popcorn bucket.


What is the most difficult object to palm with your back?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To really entertain an audience is everything.
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A block of frozen ice.

What would you do if magic was illegal?
nathanallen
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Drugs.


Why should magicians be outlawed?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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Because The Outlaw have already taken over the mentalist: http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......forum=15

Who is the best magician on the Café?
nathanallen
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Nobody. It's the RJOM.


Why doesn't anybody wanna play this game with us anymore?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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Because their wives won't let them.

Do you think Father Photius will make a great president?
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Fr. Photius won't even serve as president of an IBM ring, let alone anything else (well actually I'm president of several martial arts organization, and technically the president of the parish) But if nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve. (I can't possibly steal enough to make a good president).

What did the magician find in his silk cabby besides a silk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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A dead calf.

Why does everyone pick on Mike?
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'Cause Mikey will eat anything.


"The 2nd Deal" would make a great name for a...
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
Father Photius
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Game showing following Deal or No Deal.

Why did the magician put the bird in the cage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because the bird was pooping on the shoes he's so proud of. After all, when your shoes look better than your jacket, who's color shall remain nameless...

What kind of magic does Harry and Gay Blackstone's daughter do backstage on Deal or No Deal?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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****** **** ***** ******* ! ***** **** ***** ! LOL



What other kind of magic does she do?
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To buy a prop is nothing.
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To really entertain an audience is everything.
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