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Mom and dad were scrambling looking for AA batteries.

If Santa really is magical, then why do the elves have to make the toys by hand?

Edd
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It's a union deal.

Santa is so fat....
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His cereal bowl came with it's own lifeguard.

Explain why reindeer can fly....
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Cause they take themselves lightly.

They have a lot of frequent flyer miles.

It's safer than going by car

_____________

What should I get a magician who has everything?
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Since we're breaking out the oldies.... penicillin.

Why was the elf sad?
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An assistant who has nothing.

What did the magician say to the deck of cards?
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I'll deal with you later... <groan>

Why was that elf sad again?
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Because he wanted to be a dentist.

Vladimir Putin, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Hugo Chavez, walk into a bar...

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Vladimir orders a shot of Vodka,
Mahmoud orders a beer,
and Hugo asks for a job.

The 21 card trick is to Magic as___________ is to _______________.
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As punching yourself in the face is to Boxing. They both get a reaction, but is it really entertainment?

What is the one thing you can do to ensure a standing ovation?
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Perform for the National Association of Haemorrhoids Sufferers.

How many mentalists can you fit in a tank?
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If your are one you already know the answer.

If not...none but he was there doing preshow work....

____ ______ ______ ______?
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That diagram above is a professors nitemare gone horribly wrong. hehehe sorry folks, I could not resists.

How can you tell Harris apart from his puppet?
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The puppet doesn't have bad breath! (I apologize for the shot Harris)

Guys named Jerrine should always avoid...
magic4u02
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Telling Harris he has bad breath! =)

How can you tell that Kyle (me) is the coolest and most suave magician around? (this should be fun lol)
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The Moustache of Misdirection gives Kyle the illusion he is a suave, cool dude, when in fact from his avatar he is Freddie Mercury!

Apologies but you did ask for it!!!

What, why and how.....
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Did we get to this point?

What's the difference between a magician and a cup of coffee?

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Danny: hehehehehe NICE my friend. Love it. =)Got to use that Mustache Of Misdirection more often lol

A cup of coffee is actually WORTH something.

What did the worm say to the bird?
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I'm so very sorry, you're late. You can't eat me.

(The answer I was looking for was avoid the sun. It would make him a tangerine. Smile)

How come so many clowns in the car?
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They took the song literally.

Who put the bop in the bop she bop?
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