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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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To use it at home for an save energy prop.
Who will make a better Grammar Host, Photius or Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Obviously Photius, since I spend almost as much time correcting Kyle's posts as I do Mike's.
What did the magician do when he realized he lost the key to Key-R-Ect?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He COR-RECT-ED it.
Who invented Levitation? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The first guy to try to walk on fire.
Why did they throw the magician who couldn't do professor's nightmare out of the boxing ring?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because he was a Rope-A-Dope.
Why couldn't that magician get dates? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was trying to order them from countries with artic climates. (Nah, can't use that one), Because he looked too much like Dynamike (nah, not that one either) Because he lost his Calendar (Nope,definitely not that one), Because every girl he was seen with disappeared! (yeah, I'll go with that one).
Where did Blackstone make the horse go?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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From doing so many shows without a microphone, he made it go in his throat.
Is that a real or fake smile on Photius' face? |
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Chappo Special user Bris Vegas 754 Posts
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I dunno, but I suspect it's all an elaborate face-ade....
Why is Dynamike's name an anagram of "Y Mad Nike"?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,
The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again - 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940) |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he kno' wha' he's say'n.
Besides Dynamike, who else is your #1 magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Anyone but Dynamike.
What kind of change came out of the change bag?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The kind labeled "Time For A Change."
What would the Café be without Dynamike? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It would be too quite.
Why is the egg bag consider a classic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it came before the Chicken bag.
What did the magician do when the light bulbs through the lady burned out?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He yelled out loud, "No more of this PERIOD!"
Why does Big Photius like to pick on little Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Mike has the greatest sense of humor on this board.
Why did Nani leave Mark?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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To tell Greg to get himself up on stage.
What do Dynamike's assistants do after they leave his show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Enter convents or commit suicide.
What fuels the Alakazam train?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The sweat from Soul Train Dancers.
Why is Dynamike listed as one of the best sleight-of-hand artist of the year? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he listed himself.
What would it take for Mike to win the Grand Prix at FISM?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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They're giving away a Pontiac in a raffle at FISM?
If Mike does not win the raffle, what will he drive home in? |
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