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Father Photius
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A $250,000 Greyhound bus.

What do you find at the top of Walt Zaney Blaney's ladder?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The bottom on the wrong side.

What happen to Kyle's comedy?
Father Photius
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Kyle has had comedy? Well I'll be.


What did the magician do when the baffling bra didn't appear?
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He was so embarrassed he jumped out the window because his hands got stuck on the lady's shirt, pulling apart her buttons, showing her real bra.

Why is Dynamike the only one with enough magical energy to put up with Photius?
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Why does dynamike think every thread is about him?


What did the magician's assistant do when her pay check bounced?
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She said to her husband, the magician "You are going to notice nothing else bouncing tonight."

What trick does a magician's assistant hate performing the most?
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Any trick during her period.

Why do magicians need assistants?
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Magicians don't NEED assistants; they're just a luxury that is possible when a magician gets rich enough. Or married enough.



What did David Copperfield say after he watched Criss Angel's new show in Vegas?
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
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Hey Criss, who's been freaking with your mind?

Who is more the mentalist and who is more the magician between Criss Angel and David Blaine?
Father Photius
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(ROFL, Oh that was a good comeback, Mike)
Are you kidding they are both Mental cases.

Why does David Blaine cry all the way to the bank?
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Because his bill was overdue to the special effects company.

Why does Criss Angel refuse to wear pink?
Father Photius
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Because he is so blue after the reviews he thinks it would clash.

What did the magician do when he realized the box he just locked his assistant in wasn't his sub trunk?
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Also realized it wasn't his assistant.

Why are magic wands always black and white?
Father Photius
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So they will look better with a tuxedo.

Why did the magician refuse to do the water torture illusion?
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Because his assistant/ex-girlfriend insisted he go in holding the toaster.

Why did the mentalist's wife run off?
Father Photius
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Because her husband couldn't keep his mind off other women.


Why did the magician bag his egg?
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Because he did not know how to box.

What is the best way Dynamike shall tell females he has no openings for an assistant?
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"Come work with me on Tuesday. I only don't have openings for male assistants!"

Why is the linking rings not popularly accepted anymore?
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Because so many magicians hate to see another ring after getting a divorce?

What month do you think Photius will reach is goal and make 10,000 post?
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He doesn't have a goal of 10,000 posts, or any number for that matter.

What did the magician do when water wouldn't come out of his lotus bowl?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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