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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Rice is the favorite among Asian magicians.
Why do they call the card shuffle 'Hindu Shuffle'? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Because the Catholic learned it from the Hindu.
Why do Dynamike's customers love to call him back for more magic shows? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because they like making prank phone calls (they also order a lot of pizzas to be delivered to Mike's house).
Why did the magician change from a squared circle to a squared square?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He didn't know that it should be a squared circle.
Why is the trick 'Snowstorm in China' named that way? |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts |
Because if it was named Snowstorm in the Saraha it wouldnt make sense.
Who is the magician that made the new trick 'the vanishing economy'? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The United States Congress.
Why did the magician pull flowers out of his pants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Because he forgot his wife left her tulips (two lips) there last night.
Who will be the first magician to perform on the moon? |
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oldi New user switzerland 92 Posts |
Quite long time ago: Magic Armstrong did some fantastic slow motion jumps on the moon and spectacular levitations inside a box..
Why do magicians somtimes wearing so funny clothes? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
So they can add a little hip hop to the pop.
Who was the first magician in USA? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
General George Washington, he made the British disappear.
Why did the magician fail to get out of the straight jacket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Magicians are not trained to get out of the straight jackets. Only escape artists do that.
Why do some magicians call themselves illusionists? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because they are caught in the illusion of what they think they are.
Why did the manager fire the illusionist?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Because he showed him where he backed into the buzz saw...
Where did the magician stick his doves?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I asked Celeste that and she slapped my face.
What did Blackstone really keep in his duck bucket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Not the Ugly Duckling, but a beautiful swan.
Why do grammar host spell British wrong? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because they use UK spelling.
What did the magician do when the bill wasn't in the lemon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
When life gives you lemons...he made Orange Juice.
Why did the magician refuse to invest in the stock market? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because he has seen enough things disappear.
Why did the magician order a wand three times the size of normal.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He mistook the cane for a wand.
Why are rabbits used in a kid's party and not an adult performance? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
So the magi can keep the kids out of his "hare" ...
Who will the magician vote for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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