|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..36..69..102..135..167~168~169~170~171..223..274..325..376..427..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
|
Whoever is the trickiest.
What magician besides Dynamike will make a good president? |
|||||||||
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
Any magician but Dynamike.
What did the magician do to his television set during the pre-election weeks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
He performed Balloon to Elephant and Donkey with it to encourage everyone to vote.
What will the Café be without Dynamike? |
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
Who's Dynamike?
Why is Dynamike calling himself Dynamike? |
|||||||||
Joey Evans Special user Fort Myers, FL 535 Posts
|
Because luckily he has his nametag on upside down so he can read it.
What kind of car does Criss Angel drive?
The Visual Comedy and Magic of Joey Evans
http://www.Evansmagic.com/ The Impossible Has Never Been So Funny! |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
A freaky kind you will mind.
What is the hardest trick in the world? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
Raising all the dead after one of Dynamike's shows.
Why did the magician stop doing the dove toss?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
Bball5630 Regular user 140 Posts
|
Because of a class action lawsuit by doves and dwarves.
What is the most difficult coin move? |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Keeping it away from your girlfriend.
Why does Dynamike always gets a standing applause? |
|||||||||
|
Bball5630 Regular user 140 Posts
|
Because he doesn't provide chairs for the audience.
Why did the magician hate going to the beach? |
|||||||||
|
Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3362 Posts
|
Because his levitation was exposed.
Why run if not being chased? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
To get a head start on the audience.
Why did the magician wear red socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
To help hide the blood from cutting himself with the saw from the saw-in-half trick.
Why did a magician bring a computer to his show? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
Because he wanted to have something to keep the kids entertained while he did his act.
Why did the magician make his pants vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
He actually forgot to wear his pants to the performance.
Why are magicians vanishing the ball with a wand and not with a cane? |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Because he is celebrating he does not need to walk with the cane anymore.
What did Kyle say when the RJOM thread was gone? |
|||||||||
Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
|
The RJOM does look a little threadbare.
Does Kyle miss the RJOM thread? |
|||||||||
magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
|
Yes he does indeed. But with 2 RJOM's now, I have twice as much trouble.
What is the one non magic prop no magician should ever be without?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
|||||||||
|
Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3362 Posts
|
His imagination
Why did the rabbit leave the hat? |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Because it was mating season.
Where would mentalist be at without magicians? |
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..36..69..102..135..167~168~169~170~171..223..274..325..376..427..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: Oct 15, 2008 04:12 pm 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2024 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.07 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|