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magic4u02
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At a real paying job.

What would Mike do if he was not doing magic?
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Dynamike
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Letting females take him on dates.

Name a hip hop magician.
joseph
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Snoop doggie cards...
What did the gambler say to the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Wanna play the slot machine monte?

Why does Dynamike spends so much time on the Café to help others?
Father Photius
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Because he is obsessed with making 10,000 posts.

Why did the magician turn a blue elephant into a red donkey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He ran out of green ones...
What was the vent dummy's name?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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Dynamike

Why is the trick named 'ambitious card' and not 'elevator card'?
Dynamike
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Because there were no such thing of elevators when it was invented.

Why do members love to send Dynamike PM's on a daily basis?
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Because he's too far away to get an autograph...
Why are 1 trick dvds the new thing?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because 1 trick CDs are the old thing.

What trick can Dynamike do best?
JamesTong
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Appearance from no where and all over the place.

Why do magicians tearing up old newspapers and then restored them again when these papers are of no use any more?
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The dog loves them...
Why do knives change colors?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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They rusted badly.

Why are magicians not using crocodiles and alligators for their acts?
Dynamike
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To sneak up and eat the hecklers.

Who was the first magician to use a rabbit?
JamesTong
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Dynamike ... who thought he invented the rabbit from hat trick.

Why are magicians using bigger and larger coins now?
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Inflation!
Why don't magicians start with a zig-zag lady,make her better and then return her to her unfortunate state?
What do we want?
A cure for tourettes!
When do we want it?
C*nt!
Father Photius
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That would be doing a crooked trick.

What did the magician do with his levitation table during his time off?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Save on gas.

Why do magician want to become illusionist like Dynamike?
JamesTong
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Because Dynamike allows them to use his illusions.

Why is it that Dynamike is considering performing bizarre magic performances now?
Dynamike
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Because he is bizarre to all the females.

Do you think Dynamike should retire at 10,000 post?
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