The same person that put the linga in the dinga linga ding dong.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Because Lance Burton needs to get his coat dry-cleaned.

[Aside to Harris - what song?]

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Cause it is way too far to walk and taking a cab is out of the question.

What are the top 5 ways you can tell a person is a magician?

(aside song answer......Send in the Clowns)

5 reasons...His card is ambitious....5 times...

Where did Harris' Hair go...?

No where. He just grew through the top of it. Or Onto his back and shoulders (shudder!).

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Edd

(aside to Ed..How did you know..I have a full back of hare!)

A billionare with poor investments...

What should a magician's spouse invest in?

Ear plugs and a lock for the check book. =)

What do you get when you have 200 magicians at an auction and only one item up for bid?

200 magicians re-mortgaging their homes to bid for it.

What did the gay mentalist say to the magician whose mother had a goldfish called bob?

I think we are in the wrong movie!

How do you know you have been visiting this thread way too much?

When you have 8172 posts all in this thread....

My New Year's Resolution is...

Edd

..to stand up straight when you're getting your photo taken.

What do you get if you cross Kyle with Harris?

An extremely sexy and handsome fellow who knows how to make people laugh. (see Harris... I have your back. hehehehe)

EDD: hehehehe Nice one

How can you get George to stand up straight?

Take away his props..

What did the prop comedian say to his chiropractor?

Don't worry about my back... just PROP me up over there.

What did the chicken say to the egg?

"I'm going to have to draw a Moustache of Misdirection on your shell for the next trick!"


How many Elves does it take to change a light bulb?

Danny: LMAO. Why did I know that one was coming. hehehe I may just have to use that line in my strolling shows. lol. I am sure that will go over great. hehehe

One. I just saw him working the home appliance aisle at K-Mart. He was changing the blue light special. The Blue Suede Shoes gave it away.

Why is Danny called "The Idiot"? =)

The is his middle name...

Sort of like Smokey...

Who are "They"...as in They say...????

They say that we may never find out

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?

Yeah. He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog.

How can you gaurantee a standing ovation?

Perform the levitating milk bone over your dog's head.

Why do dogs hate magic?