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JamesTong
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No, he would go for 99,999 posts.

Why is Dynamike going for 10,000 posts this month?
Dynamike
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Because he cares about supporting and helping magicians succeed.

If it was not for Dynamike, do you think the Café will still be alive?
JamesTong
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The newbies will miss him here and there.

Why do newbies start off magic with card tricks first?
Dynamike
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Because they have no money to buy anything. Not even enough money for a french drop.

Why is Dynamike so popular around America?
Father Photius
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His popularity is actually with Eurpeans who are glad he is over here instead of over there.

Why did the magician give up self working card tricks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he found a restaurant that will pay him well.

Why does Photius follow Dynamike all over the Café?
Father Photius
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Somebody has to clean up the mess he leaves!

Why did the close up magician send Dynamike all of his used cups and balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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So he would have something to wear snugly as he played football.

Why does Photius like Dynamike?
Father Photius
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Because he has a great sense of humor and can give and take with the best of them.

Why did the magician sell his tear apart dove box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he gave up performing dove tricks after watching the movie "Birds".

What did the magician do after his assistant levitated too high?
Father Photius
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He raised the roof.

What did the magician do when his assistant wouldn't levitate?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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He asked her if she wanted some viagra.

What trick did the masked magician mess up on?
JamesTong
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Putting on the make-up on his face.

What is Dynamike's favorite trick?
Dynamike
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Making his ex-girlfriends disappear.

When will Dynamike catch up with David Copperfield?
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Please ignore my
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When he is the Café's guest of honor...
Why does the deck change color?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because it's parents were mixed.

What shall the next magician's forum be named?
JamesTong
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Dynamike's talk corner

Why is Dynamike's illusion acts attracting all those pretty girls wanting to be his assistants?
Dynamike
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Because they see magic in Dynamike.

What was Houdini's favorite trick?
JamesTong
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Escaping from his girlfriends.

Why is the Café the favorite place among magicians and not other forums?
Dynamike
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Because Dynamike is there.

Why should Dynamike put together a magician's forum?
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