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It's too late. Dynamike has done it already in his dreams.

Why is stage manipulation acts declining in the market recently?
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On 2008-10-24 11:35, Dynamike wrote:
Because the other oldest profession is legal there.

(Actually it is quite illegal in both Las Vegas and McCarren County.)

Because people are so tired of other people showing them their fingers all the time.

What did the magician do with his duck tub when the ducks weren't in it?
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He use it for his latest trick ... producing goose.

What did the magician do, during the cut and restored rope trick, when he discovered there was no scissors around?
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He got all knotted up inside.

What did the magician do when he found his assistants drinking out of his engraved sterling sherwood cups?
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He said, "Oh, I'm sorry but these are for my three balls."

What did the magician do when his assistants went on strike?
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Enjoyed the peace and quiet.

Why did the magician wear an all white suit?
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Because he is prejudice.

What is the best way to have a duck find a card?
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Put a snail on it.

Why is Dynamike wearing white in so many of his avatars?
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Because ACLU made him do it.

What will be the next best animal to pull out of a hat besides a rabbit?
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A cobra and it will stop bad acts immediately.

Why are magicians still using top hats for their acts when they are not dressed appropriately to use a top hat?
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Why is magic still viewed as magic entertainment for kids by the lay public?
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Because the lay public are too old to think of anything else.

What is the #1 reason people want to do magic?
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Because it is fun.

Why does a magic wand have tips?
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If a magic wand has three tips then it is not called a magic wand.

Why is it no ends to buying magic props and accessories?
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Because a sucker is born every minute.

Why do magicians produce doves instead of vultures?
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Because the magician does not want to be eaten up as the birds are in his jacket.

What type of snake should a magician use in his act?
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One that's magic, of course.

What did the magician do when he couldn't get down from his own levitation?
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Close the x rated book.

What will David Blaine's next stunt be?
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Out doing Dynamike's fastest sub-trunk act.

Why are magicians like doing sucker routines at the expense of the audiences?
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Because it takes one to know one.

What would you do if magic turned real?
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