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JamesTong
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I can have dinner with Dynamike any time I like.

Why did Houdini turned to escape acts and not continue his magic performances?
Father Photius
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He got so much practice escaping from angry audiences from his magic act that he actually got better at the escapes.

Why did the magician really put his assistant in the straight jacket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was tired of hearing her complain about rope burns.
What did the magician ask the mentalist?
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Dynamike
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Is mentalism real?

What is the scariest magic trick?
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Making money disappear...
Why do magicians make money disappear?...
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Because they can't stop buying new props and tricks.

Why is there a dove toss, but no rabbit toss?
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Because rabbits can only jump.

Why is it magicians can not get their white rabbit to jump?
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Because it is a dummy rabbit meant for the ventriloquist.

Why do magicians pull the rabbit out of the hat by the ears?
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They don't want to damage their lucky foot.
Why is it called a Top Hat?
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Now they are just using the baseball caps.

Why are magicians spend hundreds of hours practicing the accordion move with cards instead of just using the electric deck?
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Because they find the electric deck too shocking.

Why did the dumb magician never do a trick with a complete deck?
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Rizzo
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He wasnt born with a full deck!
Why does the sword swallower laugh?
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JamesTong
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The sword he just swallowed was tickling him.

Why are magicians turning to swallowing needles and razor blades instead of just doing card tricks?
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Because they got "steal" and "steel" tricks mixed up.

What is a magician's favorite way to steal something?
Father Photius
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Anyway that involves a $100 bill.

Why did the magician make his own wallet vanish?
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Because he was at a pick pocket convention.

When will Criss Angel be in The Magic Castle?
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This winter..The manager of the Castle said it would be a cold day in January before I call that guy here...
Where did my only shell go?...
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It went straight to ....

Why do so many mentalist try to look like poor clones of Max Mavin?
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They think Max Maven is cool

Why is a mentalist pretending to be a mentalist when he is not a mentalist?
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Because he is a mental case.

What happened when the magician went "poof"?
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