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Father Photius
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Any trick that a seller can use to get a magician to buy an old trick thinking he is buying a new trick.

Why did the magician levitate his lunch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he was on a lite diet.

Why does the magician never uses his magic wand?
JamesTong
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The wand is too small and does not have enough of power to vanish an elephant.

Why are magicians using the standard two tip wand and not those Harry Potter wands?
Dynamike
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Because they cannot afford one.

What magic wand did Houdini use?
JamesTong
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He just use any stick he could find when he performing on the streets.

Why are magicians using feminine stuffs such as silks and flowers for their acts?
Dynamike
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To show the females they are available.

What trick will a magician perform while being upside down?
JamesTong
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The escape trick.

What trick did the magician perform when he proposed for marriage?
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Please ignore my
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The escape trick..
What are the best cuffs to use?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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The kind you have the key for.

Why did the magician insist his assistant wear a red sequened costume?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because she was out of tampons.

What trick do girls like seeing a magician perform the most?
JamesTong
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Johnny Lorne's suspender trick where his pants fall off.

Which magician is well known for having the most avatars rotated all the time?
Dynamike
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The masked avatar magician.

Why is Photius, James and Dynamike the only ones who post here a lot?
JamesTong
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They are the ones that is trying to get on the nerves of each other.

Why are newbies magicians trying to emulate Blaine on the streets all over the world?
Dynamike
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Because they are looking for a girlfriend.

Who will be the next Criss Angel?
JamesTong
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One of Criss Angel's clones

Why is it that nobody likes to become the next Houdini?
Dynamike
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Because they are always tied up with their family unable to escape their wives.

What will happen if you put David Copperfield and Criss angel together?
JamesTong
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Disaster.

Which magicians think being the next Criss Angel is cool?
Dynamike
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The mind freaked ones.

What will happen if magic was taken over by robots?
JamesTong
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Then all the magic shows will only have dove pan and candle to flowers routine.

Will robots take over magicians as performers in the near or distance future?
Father Photius
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If shows like Believe continue they will.

Why did the magician move to Malaysia?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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