|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..38..73..108..143..177~178~179~180~181..231..280..329..378..427..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
|
He saves a lot of money by not using cards, coins, etc ... instead performs with leaves, flowers, twigs, stones, etc.
Why is magic becoming the latest trend in the Asia Pacific countries today? |
|||||||||
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Because all magicians are moving there to save on magic made in the Asia Pacific.
What will magicians do if magic ends? |
|||||||||
Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
|
Go back to the insane Asylum that they came from....
Why is magic so expensive? |
|||||||||
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
Because magicians are so cheap.
Why did the magician want to escape from a flamming container at the bottom of a lake?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Because he had enough of hell.
When will magic be reborn? |
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
It is already reborn ... take a look at the 2nd generation knock-offs.
Why are magicians not wearing tuxedos and tails for their performances now? |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
|
Its too hard to escape from the milk can...
How many doves can a magician produce in one show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Whatever the amount is he keeps hiding from his wife at home.
What do you get when you add Dynamike and magic together? |
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
The children gets to be busy attacking Dynamike at their parties.
Why is Dynamike's children act the favorite among children? |
|||||||||
Joey Evans Special user Fort Myers, FL 535 Posts
|
Because every child likes a good nap!
Why did the rabbit hate going in the hat?
The Visual Comedy and Magic of Joey Evans
http://www.Evansmagic.com/ The Impossible Has Never Been So Funny! |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
Because it was Starskey's hat and not the Hutch.
Why did the magician wear red suspenders?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
|
Because ever since his assistant cut HIM in half, it's the only way he can keep the two halves together.
Why does that same magician wear red undies? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
To make it easier to hide his sponge balls.
Why did the magician buy a truck load of peanuts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
He is performing kids magic at the zoo next to the monkeys and needs to protect himself from the children and the monkeys.
Why do magicians never levitate the lion when he is performing in the zoo? |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Because the magician wants to be King of beast, not the lion.
Why most magicians will not include animals in their act? |
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
There are already too many of them in the audience.
Why would ladies like to be levitated and suspended in mid air by Dynamike? |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Because there is no bed nearby.
What is a magician's favorite number? |
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
Between 2 and 4
Why is close-up magic more appealing to young magicians today? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
|
They will watch anything...
When do magicians use Tarots?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
So they can put the psychics out of business.
Who will be the first magician to perform on Mt. Everest? |
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..38..73..108..143..177~178~179~180~181..231..280..329..378..427..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: Nov 7, 2008 07:12 pm 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2023 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.09 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|