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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8694 Posts 
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Dee Flation.
What did her family say?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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They were totally speechless.
Why was the magician afraid to take the needle out of the balloon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17061 Posts
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He let out enough hot air during his show...
What did the magician make out of the balloon?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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He punctured the balloon and use the pieces for coin work.
Why are magicians doing balloons and balloon workers not doing magic? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts
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Because magic is too tricky.
What did the past magicians leave behind? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8694 Posts
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Their future.
What will the future of magic look like?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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More knock-offs and cloned routines surfacing everywhere.
What is the difference between magic of the past and of today? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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The people doing it.
Why do ventriloquists always talk to themselves?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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WHAT"S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
I don't know, don't ask me, ask him. I AM ASKING HIM. It sounded like you were asking me. WHY WOULD I ASK YOU? YOU DIDN'T SAY IT. Oooops, excuse me! Is it true that most Vents are frustrated proctologists? |
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Bad to the Balloon Inner circle Clearwater Florida 2116 Posts
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Rectum ..... he almost killed him!!!
If a balloon flower pops in the forrest and nobody heard it, would a kid cry?
Mark Byrne
AKA Mark the Balloon Guy As seen on the TODAY SHOW www.balloonguy.net Creator of Bad to the Balloon DVD series Go to my store: http://tinyurl.com/Bad2theBalloon |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8694 Posts
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Yes and the tear would fall into his one hand starting to clap.
What would the tear become as it hits the ground?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Mud
Why did the magician never put loads in his right pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8694 Posts
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He didn't want to be caught red handed!
Where do left handed magicians shop?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts
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At the ones they LEFT out of which is truly not the RIGHT place.
Dynamike got so much new magical material lately keeping him busy. What shall he do? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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Play with his new toys.
Why would magicians still like to get so much more new items when they are still playing with their previous purchases? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8694 Posts
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It's in the Jeans/Genes...we are still Hunters of the perfect toy...
(with apolgies to Shel Silverstein's "In search of the perfect high".)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts
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You forgot the question.
Why is magic not listed as entertainment in certain countries of Africa? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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They may be referring to that Voodoo that you doo so well.
What is the masked moron's favorite trick? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts
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Break the magician's code.
When was magic brought to USA? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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When the first Indian medicine man went into business.
Why did the magician fill his change bag with jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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