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Because he wanted to fool his possible girlfriend about what size he has on their first date.

What is the heaviest magic prop in the world?
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Braco's Ball..
What is the lightest magic prop?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The paper butterflys.

What trick do most magicians do?
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The ones they practiced for 5 minutes...
What is the most difficult sleight?...
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Trying to memorize all the sleights you have practiced only once.

What is the most attractive part of magic the audience would like and appreciate?
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Dynamike's assistants...
What is the best silk trick?...
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When an assistant is wearing silk lingerie.

What is the sexiest magic trick?
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(See above avatar)..
What is the coolest magic trick?...
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David Blaine's ice trick.

What's the best magic trick?
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The one your audience likes.

Why did Harris forget to write down a question?(from above)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Because he never found the perfect toy yet.

Why do magicians use live animals?
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Dead ones won't listen..
What is the magician's favorite animan?...
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Latex doves ... you don't have to feed them.

Why are magicians not keen on using goldfishes for their acts?
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It takes too much away from there Bling Bling.

Who will be the first magician to perform an one hour magic show underwater?
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Already been done by Blaine.

Why did the magician insist on using only blue silks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because it was the son of B. B. King performing for the St. Louis Blues.

Who is the shortest magician in the world?
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Me..I never have any money...
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The $100 bill plated with silver.

Who is the tallest magician in the world?
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Me, plus I can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Why did the magician bury his dove pan in the backyard?
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That is the one that is failing in almost every performance.

Why are more male magicians performing with silks than female magiciennes?
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