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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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As long as they can "ADD" why not?
What did the magician find in his lunch box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The Fab fruits and the sponge bananas
Why did the magician invented the diminishing garlic and onion trick? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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To add a bit of fresh air to his magic...
What did the dove say to the rabbit?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"Don't get into the pan!"
Why did the magician always carry 12 extra doves?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because carrying 12 DOZEN extra doves would be gross.
How did the magician dye his doves to match his silk hankerchieves? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He ran them through the ritz dye-o-matic.
Why did the magician change from doves to ducks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3362 Posts
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Because he was a quack
Why did the magician sell his tux? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was an illusionist and had already lost his shorts.
Why did the magician's wife sell his rabbit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He kept arguing with the doves...
What gimmick did the rabbit get caught with?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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bentley New user 99 Posts
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The Sponge Carrot.
Why did the Magician's assistant leave him... |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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She was tired of being needled everyday at work.
How did the magician get a flat tire on the way to a performance? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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His ego was deflated.
Why do magicians wave wands?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Because his hands were palming too many items...
Why did the magician buy an Okito Box?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To hide his savings account interest from his wife.
What type of magic wand does a magician's wife want him to use? |
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts
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Newlyweds - the inflating wand
After 7 years of marriage - the kind with the alkaline batteries. After 15 years of marriage - any kind, as long as he does it somewhere else. Where does a magician keep his keys?
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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On his linking key ring.
Why did the magician drink so heavily?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his Lota Bowl was out of control.
What does the magician do with his Multiplying Wands when he is at home? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He builds a dog house...
Why did the magician forget his patter?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because she was still getting dressed and they were already late for the gig.
What did the Great Flydini say when his zipper stuck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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"There goes another dove bag."..
Why did the magician take 2nd place, and not 1st?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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