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Dynamike
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Because he got out of hand with his flash paper.

If the word "Magic" was not selected, what other word would have been selected for our skill?
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"Luck" pushing the envelope!

In an act with poor timing, what is on the "off beat"?
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Generally my entire act.

Why did the magician want to be turned into a horse?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To him it was the mane thing.

What replaced the magician's roll-on table?
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Another latest table advertised by dealers.

Why are magicians still making and buying more tables when they already have a few?
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To have another leg to stand on.

What did the magician say to the mentalist?
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"I know what you're thinking."..
Why did the magician stop using billiard balls?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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They were becoming too saggy for his hands after 50 years.

Why did the magician pick a blond assistant?
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Because he is tired of the all the bald ones coming for the interview.

Why must magicians have assistants to assist them in their performances?
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Someone actually has to do the work...

What did the magician say to the juggler?
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
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What's the secret?

Who is the best female magician?
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Trixie Bond, but I don't know how to make a joke out of that.

How many horses must a magician vanish before they arrest him for rustling?
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I never "herd" of vanishing horses...
Who is the slowest magician alive?...
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Any magician who is performing the slow-motion-trick

Why are magicians not performing under the water in an aquarium where the audience are outside watching?
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Magic is visual. It must be performed at "see level".

Which end of a magic wand is the longest?
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The distal end.

When a magician has two assistants play a horse, why is it always difficult to cast the front end?
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Can you spell F*rt?

How can you tell when the back half has had too much gas?
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You get an extra bright flash from your flash paper...
What did the magician trip over during the burned alive illusion?...
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His own ash.

Why did the magician insist on only hiring ugly girls as his assistants?
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So he can be the main attraction.

Why are magicians no longer wearing coat/tuxedo/tails for their performances now?
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