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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because he got out of hand with his flash paper.
If the word "Magic" was not selected, what other word would have been selected for our skill? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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"Luck" pushing the envelope!
In an act with poor timing, what is on the "off beat"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Generally my entire act.
Why did the magician want to be turned into a horse?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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To him it was the mane thing.
What replaced the magician's roll-on table? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Another latest table advertised by dealers.
Why are magicians still making and buying more tables when they already have a few? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To have another leg to stand on.
What did the magician say to the mentalist? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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"I know what you're thinking."..
Why did the magician stop using billiard balls?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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They were becoming too saggy for his hands after 50 years.
Why did the magician pick a blond assistant? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he is tired of the all the bald ones coming for the interview.
Why must magicians have assistants to assist them in their performances? |
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3010 Posts
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Someone actually has to do the work...
What did the magician say to the juggler?
Now appearing nightly in my basement.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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What's the secret?
Who is the best female magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Trixie Bond, but I don't know how to make a joke out of that.
How many horses must a magician vanish before they arrest him for rustling?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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I never "herd" of vanishing horses...
Who is the slowest magician alive?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Any magician who is performing the slow-motion-trick
Why are magicians not performing under the water in an aquarium where the audience are outside watching? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20533 Posts
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Magic is visual. It must be performed at "see level".
Which end of a magic wand is the longest? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The distal end.
When a magician has two assistants play a horse, why is it always difficult to cast the front end?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Can you spell F*rt?
How can you tell when the back half has had too much gas? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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You get an extra bright flash from your flash paper...
What did the magician trip over during the burned alive illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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His own ash.
Why did the magician insist on only hiring ugly girls as his assistants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can be the main attraction.
Why are magicians no longer wearing coat/tuxedo/tails for their performances now? |
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