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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts 
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Once the tails are cut off you have to wholesale it, you certainly can't retail it!
Which card in the deck is difficult to value without other information? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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A declined credit card.
Which magicians has the most avatars? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Jonathan Townsend.
Why did the magician refuse to accept payment in Tortilla Chips?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He didn't know how to get to Mexico to cash them in.
Why did the magician have one sleeve longer than the other?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Because he was short at hand.
Why is it the magician refuse to perform on Sundays? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His records shows that he never had any shows on Sundays.
Why do magicians prefer to use sponge bunnies instead of real rabbits? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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Magicians are threatened by things that are real.
Why shouldn't magicians make their own props? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Its easier to buy them off the shelves.
Why do magicians copy other magicians act and claim it is their best achievements? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Because "copying" is their best achievement.
Why is Dynamike famous? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Who is Dynamike?
Why did the magician jump out of the window?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mrunge Inner circle Charleston, SC 3717 Posts
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To avoid the mob after he asked "Who wants to see a card trick?"
Why is that box on the stage? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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It is misdirection so no one will notice the lousy magician.
Why did the magician only use elephants in his show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mrunge Inner circle Charleston, SC 3717 Posts
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They were the only animals that could remember the trick.
Why did they turn the lights down as the magician walked out on stage? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They could not tolerate the act and ended the performance immediately by dimming the lights.
What's new in magic now since everything has already been performed? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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A different avatar of Dynamike.
When will magic come to an end? |
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NurseRob Elite user Dallas, TX 469 Posts
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2 hrs after balloon swallow.
who makes the worst balloon animals?
Ut imago est animi voltus sic indices oculi ~
The face is a picture of the mind as the eyes are its interpreter ~Cicero |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Real animals.
What day should be "Magic Day"? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17159 Posts
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Every day...
What is the most colorful magic trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Any trick as long as Dynamike and Kozmo wear there colorful outfits.
Why does the masked magician keeps his face masked? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He had his face done with the wrong tatoo.
Why is Dynamike performing the color changing avatar every day? |
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