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Dynamike
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Because he does not have time to do it twice a day.

Which magician is best at making decorative balls for "Cups & Balls?"
joseph
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The one with the best seamstress wife...
What happened to the magician's silk pull?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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It's been used by the magician's wife to make a special panty.

Why is it that mentalist cannot predict their own future?
Dynamike
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Because they are thinking about the past.

What trick is not a trick?
Bill Ligon
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The one I just muffed.

Why does the magician wear a tuxedo?
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He buys all his stuff from Penguin...
Why did the magician get a standing ovation?...
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He was performing in an area where the audiences do not have chairs to sit on.

Why do kids not fall for your misdirection and never look at places where you want them to look?
Bill Ligon
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Because I am lousy at misdirection, whatever that is.

Why are three cups used in most cups and balls routines?
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Father Photius
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In case the magician doesn't want to drink alone after the show.

Why did the magician sell his sawing a woman in half illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was tired of paying for 2 rooms at the hospital...
Why did the magician cry after his show?...
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Dynamike
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Because she was having a period.

What balls do ladies like for a magician to use with the Cups and Balls routine?
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Pom-Pom balls

Why is Dynamike holding a white rubber/latex dove in his avatar?
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Because his tiger already ate the real dove.

What does a magician use that is black, white and read all over?
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The vanishing sunburned zebra...
What is faster, metamorphosis, or a Dynamike avatar change?...
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It depends on who is doing the metamorphosis.

Why does Dynamike puts out so much time on the Café to help other magicians?
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Any magician from Michigan is one cool cat...
What did the tiger do while waiting to appear in the cage?...
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Dynamike
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Eat up the magician after his performance.

What stopped Photius from posting in the "Now that's funny" section?
JamesTong
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He did not have anough avatars to compete with Dynamike

Which magician is thinking of using anacondas for his giant dove pan?
Father Photius
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The one who is being threatened by the Giant Dove.

Why did the magician give up doing balloon animals?
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They are using puppets now.

Why did the chinese sticks called the chinese stick routine?
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