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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Where else you gonna be able to steal so many routines for the money?
What did the magician say when he cracked the egg and a silk came out?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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This is not suppose to happen ... where's the egg yolk?
Why is it easier to steal someone's routine than creating your own? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it doesn't take a lot of brains to steal.
Why did the assistant steal second in the annual magicians' baseball game?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3364 Posts
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She needed it to get home.
Why did the stagehand miss the q? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He had to p.
Why do feather flowers look so much like something to clean your furniture?
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Hearttau Elite user New Jersey: Exit 15 E 423 Posts
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So you can clean up your act.
If Mr. Clean had been a magician...
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand
"Peace and all good"... St. Francis "Hold on to your joy!"... Me 
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He would have nothing to perform as he does not want all his props to be dirty.
Why do magicians use magicians wax instead of candle wax? |
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Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3364 Posts
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Because of its magical ingredients
How did the rabbit steal the carrots? |
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rick727 Regular user Houston, TX, USA 188 Posts
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He had somebunny as a helper.
What did the bad magician say to the unfunny clown?
Practice what you present.
Present what you practice. |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Ahh, business as usual, I see
How does a magician avoid a speeding ticket?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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He takes the Radar deck when he travels...
What did the magician do when he forgot his close up mat?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Ask his assistant if she had a sponge he can use.
Why did the magicians want Obama to be the president? |
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Hearttau Elite user New Jersey: Exit 15 E 423 Posts
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They wanted to see the old "Disappearing Bush" routine.
A Rabbit a Dove and a Mentalist walk into a bar...
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand
"Peace and all good"... St. Francis "Hold on to your joy!"... Me
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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The mentalist said to the bartender..."I know you don't serve rabbit and doves in here.
Yes said the bartender.. That's ok, I'm a _______.(you fill in the blank...
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Hearttau Elite user New Jersey: Exit 15 E 423 Posts
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That's ok, I'm a vegetarian.
Here’s what I was thinking when I wrote my last line: A Rabbit a Dove and a Mentalist walk into a bar, but the young magician went home because he was Bicycle-carded at the door. Or … The magician stayed home because he failed the sobriety booktest. Okay, another chance for you mentalists. How many mentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand
"Peace and all good"... St. Francis "Hold on to your joy!"... Me
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Two, but they have to be very tiny.
Why did the magician stick his knife through the spectator's coat?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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His mother in law was wearing it...
Why did the magician watch 10 magic dvds in one day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he had a manipulating CD show to do the next day.
What animal trick do kids hate to see? |
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kihei kid Inner circle Dog House 1039 Posts
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They don't Dog-gone it, they like all Magic.
Why do toads sleep on lilypads?
In loving memory of Hughie Thomasson 1952-2007.
You brought something beautiful to this world, you touched my heart, my soul and my life. You will be greatly missed. Until we meet again “my old friend”. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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So they don't fall in and croak..
Why did the magician do a show at 3 am?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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