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Father Photius
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Where else you gonna be able to steal so many routines for the money?

What did the magician say when he cracked the egg and a silk came out?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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This is not suppose to happen ... where's the egg yolk?

Why is it easier to steal someone's routine than creating your own?
Father Photius
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Because it doesn't take a lot of brains to steal.

Why did the assistant steal second in the annual magicians' baseball game?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Rizzo
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She needed it to get home.
Why did the stagehand miss the q?
Nothing Personal-Strictly Business
Bill Ligon
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He had to p.

Why do feather flowers look so much like something to clean your furniture?
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Hearttau
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So you can clean up your act.

If Mr. Clean had been a magician...
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"Peace and all good"... St. Francis

"Hold on to your joy!"... Me Smile

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JamesTong
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He would have nothing to perform as he does not want all his props to be dirty.

Why do magicians use magicians wax instead of candle wax?
Rizzo
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Because of its magical ingredients

How did the rabbit steal the carrots?
Nothing Personal-Strictly Business
rick727
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He had somebunny as a helper.

What did the bad magician say to the unfunny clown?
Practice what you present.

Present what you practice.
JRob
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Ahh, business as usual, I see

How does a magician avoid a speeding ticket?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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joseph
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He takes the Radar deck when he travels...
What did the magician do when he forgot his close up mat?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Ask his assistant if she had a sponge he can use.

Why did the magicians want Obama to be the president?
Hearttau
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They wanted to see the old "Disappearing Bush" routine.

A Rabbit a Dove and a Mentalist walk into a bar...
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand

"Peace and all good"... St. Francis

"Hold on to your joy!"... Me Smile

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The mentalist said to the bartender..."I know you don't serve rabbit and doves in here.

Yes said the bartender..

That's ok, I'm a _______.(you fill in the blank...
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Hearttau
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That's ok, I'm a vegetarian.

Here’s what I was thinking when I wrote my last line:

A Rabbit a Dove and a Mentalist walk into a bar, but the young magician went home because he was Bicycle-carded at the door.

Or … The magician stayed home because he failed the sobriety booktest.

Okay, another chance for you mentalists.

How many mentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lentidigitator: “A magic artist who performs slow motion magic”... Rene Lavand

"Peace and all good"... St. Francis

"Hold on to your joy!"... Me Smile

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Bill Ligon
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Two, but they have to be very tiny.

Why did the magician stick his knife through the spectator's coat?
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joseph
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His mother in law was wearing it...
Why did the magician watch 10 magic dvds in one day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because he had a manipulating CD show to do the next day.

What animal trick do kids hate to see?
kihei kid
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They don't Dog-gone it, they like all Magic.

Why do toads sleep on lilypads?
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joseph
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So they don't fall in and croak..
Why did the magician do a show at 3 am?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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