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Dynamike
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Daring, did you make our money disappear again?

Where is the least magic capital of the world?
Father Photius
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The capital X.

Why did the magician wear striped boxer shorts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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His polka dot ones were in the laundry...
What color was the magician's close up pad?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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I can't tell, I'm far sighted and it was too close.

Why did the magician make his assistant's shoes vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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He wanted to put some sole into his act..
Why did the magician produce so many flowers?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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It had something to do with the amount of manure he was full of

Why did the magician burn his opera hat?
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It took up too much aria...
How big was the magician's sub box?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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One foot long...just enough to contain his lunch from Subway.

What did the magician substitute for water in his Lota Bowl?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Bill Ligon
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You're supposed to put water in it? No wonder it didn't work!

What did the Hawaiian magician use for the final load in his cups and balls routine?
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A 4-pound Hilo Pineapple, an 8-foot surfboard, and a live Spiny Lobster (all from a pouch hidden under his grass skirt, of course).

For an encore, the magician picked up the pineapple, the surfboard, and the lobster, and... ?
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
Dynamike
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...the pouch hidden under his grass skirt, of course.

Why haven't Dynamike posted with us recently?
Father Photius
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Because his grammar is still bad.

What did the rabbit say to the parrot in the load chamber?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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My grammer can whip Dynamikes grammer...
What was the Russian magician's favorite trick?...
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JRob
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The vanishing dissident

What is the average magician's attention span?
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JamesTong
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Enough to know or steal a magic secret.

Why do magicians need survival kits when they are only performing in cities?
nathanallen
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'Cause it's a jungle out there.

Why are magicians, in general, so weird?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
JamesTong
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Otherwise they are not called magicians.

Why are magicians crazy but not all crazy people are magicians?
Bill Ligon
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I refuse to answer because you'll think I'm crazy.

What did the magician say to his psychiatrist?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong
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Am I crazy, Doc, or is it you?

Why do some magicians think they are real magicians and can perform real magic?
Dynamike
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Because the magic in the air is getting them high.

Why was Dynamike listed as the #1 grammar magician of the year?
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