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Father Photius
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Well after that loss of TT to Ole Miss, I'm not surprised he couldn't find them. I wouldn't show my face in public either.

Why did the magician's wife send him back to the drug store?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
nathanallen
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Because the magician was on lunch break and had to get back to work.

Why does the magician enjoy working at the drug store?
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To write a good routine is something.
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JamesTong
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He has no choice ... he does not have any magic performances.

Why did the magician panic when he drop the TT?
Dynamike
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Because he forgot to take out the $500.00 bill as the TT rolled toward the river.

What makes Dynamike the Master of Illusions?
Father Photius
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That he actually believes there is such a thing as a $500 bill. Belief is everything in illusion.

Which great magician's picture is on the $500 bill?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Presently McKinley. Dynamike or Obama should be on it next. http://cgi.ebay.com/1934-500-FIVE-HUNDRE......294%3A50

Why do magicians love the support Dynamike offers?
Bill Ligon
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Because he turns them on to $500 dollar bills for only $844.89.

What else could Dynamike buy for $844.89?
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Dynamike
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Bling Bling

When are magicians afraid to use a magic wand?
JamesTong
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When the wand is made of a couple of rolled up $500 bills and when he passed it for examination and usually it never come back.

Why is Dynamike trying to light the girl on fire when he just levitated her (as seen in his avatar)?
nathanallen
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Because he's a sick puppy, plain and simple.

...But why is nobody trying to stop him?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To buy a prop is nothing.
To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
Hearttau
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Because he's a member of the Eternal Order and he could make us all disappear!

Why am I kissing up to Dynamike and inflating his ego?
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Bill Ligon
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Because he's bigger and meaner than you.

How can Dynamike handle that hoop with only one hand?
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Dynamike
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By not using his other hand.

How would Dynamike finish the previous sentence: "Hello boys and girls..."
nathanallen
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"...today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels..."

Why is Dynamike's hoop a little lop-sided?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To really entertain an audience is everything.
Father Photius
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Because Mike had never been exactly on the level.

Why do magicians insist on taking a bow at the end of their act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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To make it easy of letting out their gas.

Why is Dynamike a hip-hop magician?
Father Photius
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Because his audience always tries to burn him at the stake and he has to hip hop over the hot coals.

Why did the magician sell his levitation illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
thescienceworks
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He ran out of Helium.

Why did the Magician cross the road?
JamesTong
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He is running away from Dynamike.

Why is it that there are so many magicians who have not heard of Dynamike?
Bill Ligon
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Who the heck is Dynamike?

What did James Tong hide in his sub trunk?
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