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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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No he did much better in his wool suit.
Why did the magician refuse to vanish silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He lost his over sized T.T and that's the only way he knows how.
Why are male magicians not performing all kind of flower effects in one performance so frequently as compared to the female magicians? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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They've been deflow.... Aw, I can't say that here!
What did Dynamike find under his chop cup?
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8810 Posts
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A lovely flower.
How did his audiences react?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Only the female audiences enjoyed the look of the mini plastic flower.
Why on earth would Dynamike use plastic flowers for his final loads for his cups and balls routine? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because his act has gone to pot.
What did the illusionist do when he vanished the girl but couldn't bring her back?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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With the economic situation now, he does not have to sack her any more.
Why did the magician's wife refuse to assist him in future performances? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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They share gas, while driving.
Why do you perform in the garage when there is a perfectly good living room? Yes, you....
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because my car headlights make me think I'm working in front of a spot light.
Why did the magician borrow his wife's panty hose?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was paid to perform at a gay party.
Why do magicians fill up Dynamike's PM with good compliments? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Borrow? Heck, he tore 'em apart to get at the IT!
Why does my living room look like a garage?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-01-28 22:36, Bill Ligon wrote: Because the garage is already filled up with junks promoted as the latest release by magic dealers. Which room is the most well kept place in a magician's house? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Anywhere but the magic room.
Why do magicians like to set things on fire?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To get back better equipment on insurance.
What finger should a magician put a thumb tip on? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He put it on either thumb unless he is using the finger tips.
Why is it that Dynamike is still looking for the perfect levitation method that he thinks he can really levitate a girl without any props whatsoever? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he wants children.
Why do magicians fill up Dynamike's PM with good compliments? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To get him busy answering the PMs so he does not have time to post unnecessarily.
Why do magicians have the nasty habits of enduring the picking up of coins, cards, balls, etc he drops when he practice with them? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So his wife will not yell at him.
From 1 to 10, what level should Dynamike's magic skill levels be on? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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11 ... he has to start all over again because he learnt everything the not-so-right-way.
Why is it that magicians are now including all kind of toys in their acts? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because there is a large wave in the country of the magicians' girlfriends are leaving them.
What does Dynamike use that other magicians do not? |
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