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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because everybody knows what a cut-up he is.
What does a magician do when he can't find his egg bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Search all the pockets of the egg head spectators.
What will Dynamike be if he was not a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A lot better off.
What did the magician say after he put his gaffed coin into the candy machine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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I don't think we can repeat it here
Why do magicians put gaffed coins with the rest of their change?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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But they do not have any common "cents".
Why was Dynamike voted to be an "Eternal Order" magician out of the thousands of others? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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They thought it would keep him quiet.
Why were they so wrong?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is making even more noise after getting the 'eternal order' status
Are the girls really that interested in Dynamike as he stated so frequently? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Of course they are, that is why Dynamike is always telling them he does not have any time for them, explaining he is on The Magic Café.
What magician we be nice enough to spend time with Dynamike's assistants as he takes a vacation to get away from them? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Me, me! I volunteer!
Why did Dynamike turn me down?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his sexy assistants turned him up.
Why is it Dynamike never needs Viagra after his show? |
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Terry Veckey Regular user Medford, Or. U.S.A. 140 Posts
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Eh, he enjoys HIMSELF too much during his show?
Why does an obvious talent waste an amazing effect like the jig-saw by inflicting comedy?
-The Lesser Known-
<BR>Terry Veckey <BR>-"There is no place for laughter in magic." B.Martin- |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He's just a cut up by nature.
Why did the magician flush his rabbit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Terry Veckey Regular user Medford, Or. U.S.A. 140 Posts
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That was no ordinary rabbit being flushed. That was Michael Phelps!
Why do I feel I fell into the "Hotel California"?
-The Lesser Known-
<BR>Terry Veckey <BR>-"There is no place for laughter in magic." B.Martin- |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because you can checkout anytime, but you can never leave.
What is the magical equivalent of a lost cause?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Dynamike's show without his assistants.
What did Father Photius hide under the table?
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Terry Veckey Regular user Medford, Or. U.S.A. 140 Posts
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Dynamike's assistant.
(don't be up-set there are worse answers out there.) What do you call a miracle worker that's been mentored by terrorists?
-The Lesser Known-
<BR>Terry Veckey <BR>-"There is no place for laughter in magic." B.Martin- |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike
Why is it that Dynamike cannot stop watching other magicians' performances? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he likes receiving large amounts of money he hustles from amateur magicians for only 30 minute magic lessons. "Want help with your magic performances? Well call Dynamike at XXX-XXX-XXXX. He will make you a star in only 30 minutes for just $500."
Why is magic so much better with Dynamike? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he looks so good appearing white color items and he is dressed in white color.
What is Dynamike hiding inside his white costume? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He just made his white dove appear while his black one is on vacation.
What will magic be without Dynamike? |
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