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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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His rising and levitation wand
Why should magician's assistants look sexy and eye goggling on stage? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because men come to see the assistants, not the magic. Sex sells.
Why is Dynamike considered to be the black Copperfield? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he has such a great patina.
What caused the magician to suddenly pack his case and leave?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He was performing for a motorcycle club. In the middle of performing the Lemon Trick using a spectator's $100 bill, he just noticed a pig ate the bill with the lemon that was under the table.
Why does the magician like to pray 10 times throughout the show? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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For a change of pace: Audiences heckle every time the magician talks. God doesn't.
Why are magicians so fond of rainbow streamers?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To show they have feelings for all type of crowds from happy to colorful.
Why did the female magician give Dynamike a call before her performance? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17464 Posts
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She wanted to know what not to do during a show...
How many silks does Dynamike produce in 1 show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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It does not matter as long as they are black.
If Dynamike puts together a magician's forum, what should the name of it be? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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It does not matter as long as they are black. LOL Oh so if they're white silks they're no good - is that what you're saying? Quote:
If Dynamike puts together a magician's forum, what should the name of it be? The Tanned Vernet What did the doctor say to the magician?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Avoid Dynamike at all cost ... and don't ever copy his act.
Why is it that Dynamike is the only magician that carry loads of props - very much more than other magicians? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-02-06 10:31, nathanallen wrote: I'm not sure if that will be alwhite with Dynamike. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-02-06 12:43, JamesTong wrote: Because he has more space to perform, inside of cotton fields. What will Criss Angel say to Dynamike if he met him? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17464 Posts
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"We've never met, have we?...Watch this.."
What's worse than finding a rotten apple under your chop cup?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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Finding a rotten mouse.
What did the con-man say to the magician?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Finding a half worm with it too.
Who will make the best hip hop magician? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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On 2009-02-06 19:13, Dynamike wrote: Okay. We'll get black on topic. 
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts
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On 2009-02-07 09:31, Dynamike wrote: Yoko Ono. What amazing trick did the magician do on a radio show?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He mentioned his real name forgetting there is a warrant out for his arrest.
What type of magician is Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A cryptic one.
Why do magician's always want to be the dealer in a poker game?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17464 Posts
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They want to get a big hand...
What does FISM stand for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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