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JamesTong
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His rising and levitation wand

Why should magician's assistants look sexy and eye goggling on stage?
Dynamike
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Because men come to see the assistants, not the magic. Sex sells.

Why is Dynamike considered to be the black Copperfield?
Father Photius
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Because he has such a great patina.

What caused the magician to suddenly pack his case and leave?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was performing for a motorcycle club. In the middle of performing the Lemon Trick using a spectator's $100 bill, he just noticed a pig ate the bill with the lemon that was under the table.

Why does the magician like to pray 10 times throughout the show?
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For a change of pace: Audiences heckle every time the magician talks. God doesn't.

Why are magicians so fond of rainbow streamers?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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To write a good routine is something.
To really entertain an audience is everything.
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To show they have feelings for all type of crowds from happy to colorful.

Why did the female magician give Dynamike a call before her performance?
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She wanted to know what not to do during a show...
How many silks does Dynamike produce in 1 show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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It does not matter as long as they are black.

If Dynamike puts together a magician's forum, what should the name of it be?
nathanallen
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It does not matter as long as they are black.

LOL Oh so if they're white silks they're no good - is that what you're saying?

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If Dynamike puts together a magician's forum, what should the name of it be?

The Tanned Vernet



What did the doctor say to the magician?
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Avoid Dynamike at all cost ... and don't ever copy his act.

Why is it that Dynamike is the only magician that carry loads of props - very much more than other magicians?
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On 2009-02-06 10:31, nathanallen wrote:
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It does not matter as long as they are black.

LOL Oh so if they're white silks they're no good - is that what you're saying?

I'm not sure if that will be alwhite with Dynamike.
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Avoid Dynamike at all cost ... and don't ever copy his act.

Why is it that Dynamike is the only magician that carry loads of props - very much more than other magicians?

Because he has more space to perform, inside of cotton fields.

What will Criss Angel say to Dynamike if he met him?
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"We've never met, have we?...Watch this.."
What's worse than finding a rotten apple under your chop cup?...
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Finding a rotten mouse.


What did the con-man say to the magician?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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Dynamike
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Finding a half worm with it too.

Who will make the best hip hop magician?
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On 2009-02-06 19:13, Dynamike wrote:
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On 2009-02-06 10:31, nathanallen wrote:
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It does not matter as long as they are black.

LOL Oh so if they're white silks they're no good - is that what you're saying?

I'm not sure if that will be alwhite with Dynamike.

Okay. We'll get black on topic. Smile
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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On 2009-02-07 09:31, Dynamike wrote:
Who will make the best hip hop magician?

Yoko Ono.

What amazing trick did the magician do on a radio show?
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
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He mentioned his real name forgetting there is a warrant out for his arrest.

What type of magician is Dynamike?
Father Photius
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A cryptic one.

Why do magician's always want to be the dealer in a poker game?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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They want to get a big hand...
What does FISM stand for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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