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Dynamike
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Because his assistant was wearing the silk dress.

Why does Dynamike like putting in so much time to support others on the Café?
Father Photius
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Because he doesn't have any gigs.

Why did the Illusionist seek a bailout from congress?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because all the customers are calling Dynamike only.

What is the lightest trick in the world?
Father Photius
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D'lites.

What is the heaviest trick in the world ?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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The 2 ton medallion Dynamike wears around his neck.

When is a trick not a trick?
Brian Lehr
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When it's Dynamike trying to get 20,000 posts in this thread alone!

Now that Dynamike is part of the "Eternal Order" does this make him a "Wise Guy"?
Dynamike
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Not a Wise Guy, but a person with a huge heart by helping magicians become magicians.

Why does Dynamike wish there was no post count on the Café?
JamesTong
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He wants medallions instead of post counts.

Why is it that Dynamike is always trying to come out with some new ideas to post here?
Father Photius
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Because he knows we are all tired re-reading all of his old ones.

Why did the magician wear a pink vest?
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JamesTong
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Because Dynamike forced hime to wear his pink vest, yellow trousers and green jacket in order to perform together with him.

Why does Dynamike likes such colorful costumes for his acts?
Dynamike
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Because he had a show in pimp town.

When will Dynamike retire from volunteering his time for the Café?
JamesTong
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As long as the Café is still there he will not retire.

How many avatars does Dynamike has and why is he changing them so often?
Dynamike
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Dynamike only have a few photos left because girls like to purchase them on Ebay. He always changes them in case one of the members might be colorblind.

Why do members beg Dynamike for help everyday by private messages?
Father Photius
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Because they like to yank his chain.

How did the magician get down off the elephant?
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Dynamike
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The elephant slipped on a banana peel.

Who is the first magician in the world?
Father Photius
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Adam, he made paradise disappear.

Which did the magician find harder to levitate a rose or a goose?
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Dynamike
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The rose because it has no wings.

Who is the prettiest female magician in the world?
JamesTong
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Everyone except Dynamike (who performed in a ladies costume as a female magician at Father Photius birthday party)

Why did Dynamike not want to be a mentalist?
Dynamike
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Because he was not born with a freaky mind.

Why did Copperfield ask Dynamike to take his place?
Father Photius
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Because Copperfield is all washed up and figures Dynamike can't do it any worse.

James Tong wrote:
"Everyone except Dynamike (who performed in a ladies costume as a female magician at Father Photius birthday party)"

(That was Mike!!!! Wow! I guess I can stop taking up that collection to get that ugly woman some plastic surgery.) (The magic wasn't bad, but we are still trying to scrub ugly off the walls.)

Why did the rooster crow when the magician produced the dove?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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