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Because the magician had to produce them by laying them. He accidentally swallowed the fake eggs in his show 48 hours previously.

What do girls say to Dynamike after seeing him perform on YouTube?
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I can do that too. I just learned it from Father Photius.

Why is Dynamike flooding the You Tube with his magic clips?
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So that future female assistants we see how good of a magician they will be working for.

When are Dynamike's assistants going to stop asking to marry him?
JamesTong
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When he comes over to Malaysia to perform solo acts.

Why does Dynamike thinks the girls are crazy over him all the time?
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Because each one was born with "coo-coo for Dynamike" labeled on their forehead.

When will magic become real magic?
Father Photius
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When Dynamike quits performing.

Why did the magician cram a whole frozen chicken into his dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He learnt that from Dynamike.

Why is Dynamike adding more rings to his 11 rings routine to make it 20 rings?
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Because he needs rings for all 20 of his wives in Africa.

How much more longer will it take until Dynamike gets his own magician's forum?
Father Photius
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Oh I'd say about 10 to the 600th power years should get him in the ballpark.

What did the magician find when he looked into his silk cabby?
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Dynamike
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The birth of a silk in action.

Why does Dynamike gets most calls for magic shows in his area?
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Everyone likes free shows...
Why did the magician take the train instead of driving to Vegas?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Because to drive he would have needed a car. Jumping a freight car is much cheaper.

Why did the magician invest his money in white rabbits?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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The green rabbits were already taken.

Why did Dynamike tip his hat?
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So the air pressure wouldn't keep building up in his head.

What did the magician stuff into the bag?
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Bill Ligon
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Stuff.

Why did Dynamike do his act wearing a kilt?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Dynamike
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Because UK does not make trousers big enough for Dynamike and his tribe.

Why do pets enjoy staying with Dynamike?
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They enjoy Dynamike rubbing all the greese, dirt and sweat on them.

Why acts are magicians performing now that Dynamike is not performing also?
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Find the Lady...
Why is it called Wild Card?...
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Because Dynamike couldn't get it to calm down.

Why does Dynamike want to put his whole tribe in his trousers?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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Because the tribe is only his female assistants.

Why does Dynamike has the biggest magic wand on the Café?
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