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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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It looks big from a child's point of view but its actually an inflated pencil ballon shaped like a wand.
Why is it that Dynamike always like to record his own shows and then show them off quickly to other magicians at the Café? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because even Dynamike can't believe he pulled the tricks off.
Why did the magician fill his dribble glass with burbon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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To bring this thread to a screeching halt.
Why did Father Photius do that?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He was out of burbon.
How many rabbits can a magician cram into a telephone booth?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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1.723 * 10^14
Why do I prefer scotch?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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On 2009-02-17 00:46, Bill Ligon wrote: (Darn you missed it by just a hare!") You prefer scotch because you have good taste. Anybody who likes 30 year old Single Malt can't be all bad. Why is scotch a real magician's drink?
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Because whoever heard of a trick called, "gin and tonic"
What do you call "scotch and soda" if you like your scotch straight?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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(Darn you missed it by just a hare!") Zing! I walked into that one! LOL! ________________________________________________ Quote:
"What do you call "scotch and soda" if you like your scotch straight?" Hopscotch. What does Dynamike drink?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He drinks whatever Father Photius likes to drink.
Why does Dynamike likes to buy new props all the time? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he knows Fr. Photius will buy all the drinks.
What is the largest prop Dynamike owns?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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The one he found in the airport garage...
What trick did the hobo show the conductor?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The vanishing hobo when he stepped on the third rail and became a conductor himself.
What is the smallest prop Dynamike owns? (I dare ya!)
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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His magic talent.
Why did the magician force the queen?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's using the Svengali deck for queens.
Why do magicians like to force the audience to select the forced cards? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because forcing gives them a feeling of control.
Why did the magician never wear socks when he performed?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He's still trying to earn enough to buy a pair...
Why did the magician wear sandals when he performed?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So he could do steals with his toes.
Why did the magician sew a topit into his underwear?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because that's the only thing he is wearing at the poolside.
Why do magicians like to steal all kind of things but they are not called thieves? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-02-17 20:13, joseph wrote: At first I thought that read "garbage". LOL |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-02-19 13:34, JamesTong wrote: They are following Dynamike's traditional. Why are so many females emailing Dynamike after watching his YouTube videos? |
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