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It looks big from a child's point of view but its actually an inflated pencil ballon shaped like a wand.

Why is it that Dynamike always like to record his own shows and then show them off quickly to other magicians at the Café?
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Because even Dynamike can't believe he pulled the tricks off.

Why did the magician fill his dribble glass with burbon?
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To bring this thread to a screeching halt.

Why did Father Photius do that?
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He was out of burbon.

How many rabbits can a magician cram into a telephone booth?
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1.723 * 10^14

Why do I prefer scotch?
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On 2009-02-17 00:46, Bill Ligon wrote:
1.723 * 10^14


(Darn you missed it by just a hare!")

You prefer scotch because you have good taste. Anybody who likes 30 year old Single Malt can't be all bad.

Why is scotch a real magician's drink?
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Because whoever heard of a trick called, "gin and tonic"

What do you call "scotch and soda" if you like your scotch straight?
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(Darn you missed it by just a hare!")


Zing! I walked into that one! LOL!
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"What do you call "scotch and soda" if you like your scotch straight?"


Hopscotch.

What does Dynamike drink?
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He drinks whatever Father Photius likes to drink.

Why does Dynamike likes to buy new props all the time?
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Because he knows Fr. Photius will buy all the drinks.

What is the largest prop Dynamike owns?
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The one he found in the airport garage...
What trick did the hobo show the conductor?...
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The vanishing hobo when he stepped on the third rail and became a conductor himself.

What is the smallest prop Dynamike owns? (I dare ya!)
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His magic talent.

Why did the magician force the queen?
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He's using the Svengali deck for queens.

Why do magicians like to force the audience to select the forced cards?
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Because forcing gives them a feeling of control.

Why did the magician never wear socks when he performed?
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He's still trying to earn enough to buy a pair...
Why did the magician wear sandals when he performed?...
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So he could do steals with his toes.

Why did the magician sew a topit into his underwear?
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Because that's the only thing he is wearing at the poolside.

Why do magicians like to steal all kind of things but they are not called thieves?
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The one he found in the airport garage...

At first I thought that read "garbage". LOL
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Because that's the only thing he is wearing at the poolside.

Why do magicians like to steal all kind of things but they are not called thieves?

They are following Dynamike's traditional.

Why are so many females emailing Dynamike after watching his YouTube videos?
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