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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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They are demanding that the obscene things be taken down.
Why did the magician send his assistant over Niagra Falls in a barrel?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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Because he forgot to bring the divorce papers.
Why are kids bored when watching Father Photius' tricks? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Because he is testing out Dynamike's routine.
Why is it that Dynamike dare not perform naked at the nudist camp annual event? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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Because no lady magicians were there.
How did Dynamike magically get all 1's in his post count? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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The php script for this forum mal-functioned
Can Dynamike escape from a straight jacket while being hung upside down from a tall coconut tree? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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He learned that one when he was marooned on Gilligan's island...
What did the magician use as a book mark?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-02-20 05:30, JamesTong wrote: (Good one, wish I had said that!) A DVD. Why do magicians run so fast?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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They are being chased by Dynamike who insist on performing the 25 rings routine for all of them.
Why is Dynamike trying to out-do all other magicians with his world famous 25 rings routine? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he thinks the routine has such a nice ring to it.
What did the magician give to the bratty kid who assisted him as a token of his esteem?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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Chinese finger cuffs...
How did the magician handle the audience of 20 bratty kids?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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With a shotgun.
Why did he give up magic?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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He shot himself after shooting the kids.
Why is Dynamike promoting himself as the world's greatest magician? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He never could learn to juggle.
Why isn't Dynamike the world's greatest magician?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Isn't it obvious?
What did the magician use a toilet bowl to vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Oh crop! I don't know!
How did Father Photius make a table float?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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2 scoops vanilla ice cream, some root beer, and now I'm hungry...
Why is magic called a dying art?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Well, you have to color your silks somehow!
Why did Dynamike take a camera to James Tong's show?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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He is trying to get evidence because James Tong is performing his 25 rings routine and killing the routine badly.
Why is James Tong making more balls than he can use for his performances? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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He wanted to round out his act...
Why did the magician use a checkerboard blendo?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He was blond and got tired of the chessboard blendo
Why did the magician run franticly screaming from the theater?
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