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Father Photius
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They are demanding that the obscene things be taken down.

Why did the magician send his assistant over Niagra Falls in a barrel?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he forgot to bring the divorce papers.

Why are kids bored when watching Father Photius' tricks?
JamesTong
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Because he is testing out Dynamike's routine.

Why is it that Dynamike dare not perform naked at the nudist camp annual event?
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Because no lady magicians were there.

How did Dynamike magically get all 1's in his post count?
JamesTong
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The php script for this forum mal-functioned

Can Dynamike escape from a straight jacket while being hung upside down from a tall coconut tree?
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He learned that one when he was marooned on Gilligan's island...
What did the magician use as a book mark?...
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Father Photius
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On 2009-02-20 05:30, JamesTong wrote:
Because he is testing out Dynamike's routine.

(Good one, wish I had said that!)

A DVD.

Why do magicians run so fast?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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They are being chased by Dynamike who insist on performing the 25 rings routine for all of them.

Why is Dynamike trying to out-do all other magicians with his world famous 25 rings routine?
Father Photius
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Because he thinks the routine has such a nice ring to it.

What did the magician give to the bratty kid who assisted him as a token of his esteem?
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joseph
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Chinese finger cuffs...
How did the magician handle the audience of 20 bratty kids?...
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Bill Ligon
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With a shotgun.

Why did he give up magic?
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JamesTong
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He shot himself after shooting the kids.

Why is Dynamike promoting himself as the world's greatest magician?
Bill Ligon
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He never could learn to juggle.

Why isn't Dynamike the world's greatest magician?
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Father Photius
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Isn't it obvious?

What did the magician use a toilet bowl to vanish?
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Bill Ligon
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Oh crop! I don't know!

How did Father Photius make a table float?
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joseph
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2 scoops vanilla ice cream, some root beer, and now I'm hungry...
Why is magic called a dying art?...
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Bill Ligon
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Well, you have to color your silks somehow!

Why did Dynamike take a camera to James Tong's show?
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JamesTong
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He is trying to get evidence because James Tong is performing his 25 rings routine and killing the routine badly.

Why is James Tong making more balls than he can use for his performances?
joseph
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He wanted to round out his act...
Why did the magician use a checkerboard blendo?...
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He was blond and got tired of the chessboard blendo

Why did the magician run franticly screaming from the theater?
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