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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts 
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They don't. They just sit around and complain to others how they COULD do it better.
What was the name they were going to use before they started calling us all magicians?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Propmonkeys (and if you find that offensive just be glad I didn't write the answer my girlfriend gave when I asked her the same question!)
What does a Zebra do on New Year's Eve? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Hangs out with all his other black and white homies.
What was the blind magicians New Year's resolution?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To stay blind. That way he still wouldn't have to watch any more bad magic. (grin)
What SHOULD be the top 3 new years resolutions for ANY magician for 2008?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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1)Stop eating trees,
2)Never again feed your underpants to a baboon. 3)To stop cheating at gag tag with mindless surrealism. What is Kyle doing with his left hand? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2201 Posts
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He's sewing a button on really quickly that popped off when he dropped his balls.
How many magicians can you get into a washing machine? |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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None - they keep escaping.
How can you tell if a magician is dating your daughter?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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One Man Elite user Frederick, MD 491 Posts
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The refrigerator is empty and your dog is pregnant.
Why don't mimes talk? |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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Because if they did, they would make more money and that would mess with their "starving artist" attitudes.
Two fireworks are sitting in box next to each other on New Years Eve, one turns to the other and says? Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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Blow me, please...
What did the magician say to the blowup doll? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Let's have a hot date... I'll stick you next to the heater.
Why is George addicted to his hat?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Because his hair looks like a bunny and it feels like home.
Why am I addicted to drugs? (just kidding)
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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The same answer to how do you tell a male chromosome from a female one...
It's in the Jeans... How can you tell a magician is addicted to buying new props?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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He has a pulse.
What do you get if you cross a ventriloquist with an elephant? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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A ventriphant.
What should be every magician's New years resolution?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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To not copy other magician's resolutions.
What did the M.C. say to act that went on too long?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Thank you Mr Dodd.
Where's Nicholas J. Johnson when you need him? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Thinking up more jokes for the gag tag.
What is a good caption for George's avatar pictue?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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I used to be a pilot....
Why is Kyle's jacket red?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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Because he ran out of Magic Magazines... (red/read... oy!)
A hillbilly gets a new banjo for Christmas and he exclaims ___________________! Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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