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They don't. They just sit around and complain to others how they COULD do it better.

What was the name they were going to use before they started calling us all magicians?
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Propmonkeys (and if you find that offensive just be glad I didn't write the answer my girlfriend gave when I asked her the same question!)

What does a Zebra do on New Year's Eve?
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Hangs out with all his other black and white homies.

What was the blind magicians New Year's resolution?
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To stay blind. That way he still wouldn't have to watch any more bad magic. (grin)

What SHOULD be the top 3 new years resolutions for ANY magician for 2008?
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1)Stop eating trees,
2)Never again feed your underpants to a baboon.
3)To stop cheating at gag tag with mindless surrealism.

What is Kyle doing with his left hand?
Rupert Bair
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He's sewing a button on really quickly that popped off when he dropped his balls.

How many magicians can you get into a washing machine?
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None - they keep escaping.


How can you tell if a magician is dating your daughter?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



Now U C It Now U Don't

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The refrigerator is empty and your dog is pregnant.

Why don't mimes talk?
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Because if they did, they would make more money and that would mess with their "starving artist" attitudes.

Two fireworks are sitting in box next to each other on New Years Eve, one turns to the other and says?

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Blow me, please...

What did the magician say to the blowup doll?
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Let's have a hot date... I'll stick you next to the heater.

Why is George addicted to his hat?
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Because his hair looks like a bunny and it feels like home.

Why am I addicted to drugs? (just kidding)
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The same answer to how do you tell a male chromosome from a female one...

It's in the Jeans...

How can you tell a magician is addicted to buying new props?
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He has a pulse.

What do you get if you cross a ventriloquist with an elephant?
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A ventriphant.

What should be every magician's New years resolution?
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To not copy other magician's resolutions.

What did the M.C. say to act that went on too long?
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Thank you Mr Dodd.

Where's Nicholas J. Johnson when you need him?
magic4u02
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Thinking up more jokes for the gag tag.

What is a good caption for George's avatar pictue?
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I used to be a pilot....

Why is Kyle's jacket red?
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Because he ran out of Magic Magazines... (red/read... oy!)

A hillbilly gets a new banjo for Christmas and he exclaims ___________________!

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