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Dynamike
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It just looks it is Wonderwoman because so many women are around him for his autograph, phone number and address.

Why is Dynamike the best magician in Michigan?
Drew Manning
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Because all the other magicians moved to Wisconsin Smile

How many magicians does it take to float a light bulb?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
Father Photius
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1 Blackstone. (or Bouton, which ever you prefer)

(And quiet about the Superman suit, you guys want to give away my secret identity?)

Why is Dynamike poor at black art and Fr. Photius good at it?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because guys like Photius have no shadow.


Why is Dynamike called the master of illusionist?
joseph
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Because he puts one over on us daily...
Why does Dynamike get up so early?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JRob
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Because you have to get up pretty early in the morning to put one over on this bunch.

What concession is more profitable at your average magic show, soft drinks or rotting produce?
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Dynamike
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Can't say because I live off dog food.

What is the only trick Dynamike can't perform?
joseph
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52 card roundup...
Why was the audience afraid of the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Drew Manning
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Because it was Dynamike.

What did the magician say after the flood?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
JamesTong
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Wow! My Lota trick really works and I should perform that in Dynamike's house.

Why is Dynamike so full or praise for himself all the time?
Drew Manning
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Because he knows what he's sayin.

BTW- James, you were pretty close- I was thinking "Man, that's a LOTTA water Smile"

What do you call it when a magician vanishes a joint in the blink of an eye?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
Larry Bean
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A flash pot!

Why do some magicians tend to be so flashy?
Drew Manning
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Because they aren't aware of their performing angles!

What do you get if cross a magician and a vampire?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
Father Photius
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A guy who can do a great self levitation, but only at night.

Why did the magician cover the floor with Jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JRob
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Because he still has nightmares from listening to "The Chicken heart" in his youth.

Why do magicians make obscure references to old comedy routines?
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joseph
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Because some are still funny...
Why did the magician drink from his lotta bowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because after he landed in France he wanted a reason to be Euro-a-peeing.

Who will donated their time to help magicians if Dynamike was not doing it with his over 10,000 post?
JamesTong
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James Tong did ... he clocked more than 29,999 PMs (got you there Dynamike, LOL)

Why is it that some magicians prefer to dance with a cane and not with a pretty lady?
Drew Manning
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Because we'll get arrested if we set the lady on fire Smile

Why did the magician fail geometry?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
Dynamike
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It was too TRICKfulcult for him because his mind would never WANDer in a straight line.

Why do the female magicians always send Dynamike a PM, "We love ya man."
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