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Because Dynamike is always giving free performances to ladies that PM him.

Why is it so easy to fool magicians and difficult to fool those creepy kids?
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Becasue when kids watch the show, they sit on the floor and can see under the table.

Why don't any chicks ever come out of my chick pan?
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Thatt's because you don't have a giant chick pan to load those pretty chicks that wear lipsticks.

Why do magicians prefer to use the dove pan and not the duck pan?
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Because they don't want to clean up the duck sauce.

Why is that a magician can vanish an assistant, but can't seem to get rid of an ex-wife?
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Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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Because of child support papers.

Who will be the #2 Dynamike when he retires?
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Dynamike junior ... who may still be in the making

Why is Dynamike cutting his assistant in pieces (as in the avatar)?
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So he can take what he wants and leave the rest behind.

Who would win an old fashion Jamacian stick fight between James Tong and Dynamike?
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James Tong and Dynamike against who?

Will Jehovah Witnesses ever take magic away as an art?
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On 2009-03-03 21:18, Dynamike wrote:
James Tong and Dynamike against who?

Will Jehovah Witnesses ever take magic away as an art?


I like that answer, Dynamike. I was waiting for someone to answer that.


No. That is because Dynamike is still performing and making his presence felt.

How many assistants does Dynamike need to make his performances unusual?
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None. Hey, you never said the performances had to be GOOD.

What do you get when you cross a mentalist with an escape artist?
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Someone who can get out of his mind and still read yours.

Waht did the dove say to the dove pan?
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Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
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"One of these days I'm going to look into upgrading the accommodations"

Where does a magician find doves that talk to inanimate objects?
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Amsterdam.

If the doves are from the Netherlands and the dove pan is made in India, is there a language barrier?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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The common language here is ... fire. You still need fire to light up the dove pan.

Why is it that no one tried producing a giraffe from a dove pan?
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Becasue the giraffe doesn't have wings.

Why hasn't James Tong invented a giraffe pan?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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The 12 foot handle keeps breaking..
Why did the magician use polka dotted billiard balls?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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So he could hide them in his polka-dotted tuxedo.

Why did he wear a polka-dotted tux, anyway?
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Because that is what he thought would make him an illusionist.

What kinds of audiences does Photius perform to without his gown?
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People who like marvel heroes ... that's because Father Photius wears a "Superman" costume with extremely bright red underwear outside.

Why is James Tong loving this thread so much?
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Because he likes reading the 142 pages of this stuff over and over, like I do...
What illusion does Father Photius perform in that Superman getup?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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